i just call him shnooki
as if the bloody name couldnt get even more ridicilous

well yes it can

Holy shit. I think we've just hit the motherload and found a franchise more notorious for idiotic names than Star Wars.

Most Mega Man X5 bosses. Before, we got to know bosses with cool names such as Storm Eagle, Flame Mammoth, Overdrive Ostrich, Blizzard Buffalo and Blast Hornet. What did we get with X5? Bosses whose names were inspired by the goddamn Guns 'n Roses because of some broad's "quirky" thinking. Thus we got abominations such as The Skiver, Duff McWhalen, Axle the Red and frigging Mattrex. Seriously, Mattrex. The name reminds me of a mattress. If there had been a Dave in the band, would the boss have been called Daverex? Why not go one step beyond, and introduce Steven Adder. Or Lizzy Stradlin (who is, of course, a lizard). The bosses' names in X5 feel far-fetched and forced, and they don't fit at all in the previously established animal theme.

Goku. *Awaits death*

To be fair, these are all code names. Then again, we don't get to hear their real names either, except that Solid Snake's real first name is supposed to be "David".

Can't believe people are hatin' on THE Revolver Ocelot

Melinda Megamelons...

I'm aware it's intentional but...

MELINDA MEGAMELONS!





ROFLMAO *agonal respiration*

LOL. Though it's rather confusing how I can think of plenty of characters in video games for whom that name would be more fitting.

Every single bad guy in the entire Redwall series comes to mind...

...You and I seem to have very different ideas of what "cool" means.

Chill Penguin?

Remus Lupin in Harry Potter.
"What, he's Werewolf?!?"

Gherman Driven....
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Yes someone thought this was a good name for a game character.

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