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I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT YOU REALLY DID IT!
But I don't have any constipation... OMG THIS STUFF REALLY WORKS!


This reminds me of an old comic strip (now in a written form):

Boy: What are you doing?
Dog: What does it look like? Shaving my beard, of course.
Boy: But dogs don't have beards.
Dog. Of course we don't, since we shave them away! Sheesh!
Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
Post edited November 18, 2015 by tinyE
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
Vikings did some pillaging in your rep's year. Where did those fun times go?
And now i have diarrhea, way to go.
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
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micktiegs_8: Vikings did some pillaging in your rep's year. Where did those fun times go?
They had a good regular season but got trounced in the Super Bowl that following January.
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
Had you been 10 years younger, i would gladly get it on with you, back there in the stables.
I highly recommend beetroot juice, single best thing against constipation.

If anyone out there follows my advice after reading this, having clicked on this thread will in fact indirectly cure their constipation. I'm looking at all you computer programmers out there who sit on their butts all day long, you knows it.
Just eat some KFC. Clears it right out.

You'll break an o ring and the walls of your colon will have the consistacy of sand paper but hey whatever gets it out.

Anyone here ever have to deal with hemmeroids?
Oh bugger. I though this was really going to work.
It's all a load of shit!!
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timppu: Boy: What are you doing?
Dog: What does it look like? Shaving my beard, of course.
Boy: But dogs don't have beards.
Dog. Of course we don't, since we shave them away! Sheesh!
This is the best joke I've read in a while.
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
I was gonna say "man, you're old". But in all honesty you're younger than I thought.
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
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F4LL0UT: I was gonna say "man, you're old". But in all honesty you're younger than I thought.
tell me about it, I thought he was older than me, but I've go two, three years on the whipper snapper
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tinyE: Far out timppu, your rep is the year I was born.
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F4LL0UT: I was gonna say "man, you're old". But in all honesty you're younger than I thought.
Well I'm a dog, so I'm 280.