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...give up and never attempt anything ever again.

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HunchBluntley: If this is to have the maximum shock value, then the latter part should probably come before the former.
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j0ekerr: Or simultaneously.
SO not clicking that link. =D
. . . hire a "professional" to finish the job.
go watch Eurosong, relax and try again.
. . . Get tiny little elves to do it for you.
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Matruchus: go watch Eurosong, relax and try again.
And then curse every other country, because they didn`t give your country a single fucking point!!!
.....Take another shot.
... say that it was broken before you came
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HunchBluntley: ...give up and never attempt anything ever again.

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HunchBluntley: SO not clicking that link. =D
Where is your sense adventure sir?
Make sure the safety if off and try again.
learn something from it, repeat at least once more if you really want, if still fails, move on, be happy.
....Have another beer and come back to it when you're sober.
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HunchBluntley: ...give up and never attempt anything ever again.

SO not clicking that link. =D
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ScotchMonkey: Where is your sense adventure sir?
I actually DID wind up watching a bit of the linked video later...and sorta wished I hadn't. Xp
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ScotchMonkey: Where is your sense adventure sir?
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HunchBluntley: I actually DID wind up watching a bit of the linked video later...and sorta wished I hadn't. Xp
That could've been spank wire meets two girls one cup produced by 5 girls 3 fingers and I wouldn't have even flinched.

.......Then come up with some way nastier shit.
…and anyone saw you, act as if that was exactly what you had intended to happen.
... yell at the nearest person "WHAT'D YOU DO?" (best attempt at Chris Farley voice)
Post edited May 24, 2015 by JDelekto