Randalator: Hate to tell you, but it's all on you. You did this. Not GOG. You. All by yourself. Grow a pair and take responsibility for your own actions like an adult.
It's been months since this game released on Steam, if GOG doesn't have it by now then it's because of their failure as business negotiator. There are dozens of great games which would be perfectly suited to a release on GOG, but aren't here. Are we to wait years until they come here? You'll be lucky to get a few games of value every month on GOG, the rest being shovelware garbage.
I'm done with GOG. I'd rather buy everything on Steam and/or pirate.