Potions! You need to go see the wizard.

Ask babaji, he sells black magic, white magic and even pink magic.

I find my loved ones are very appreciative when I give them treats of raw mince topped with cream.

Easy Peasy. Loving is the problem itself, or the source of it, the grief, the missteps and whatnot. Hadn't you fallen in love, there would be no problem. Whenever love isn't mutual, synchronized, interwined, or god forbid, others interfere in your affair(s), all hell breaks loose. Stop loving -> be a winner in life, period.

Much like goodness and kindness, love is usually considered to be "weakness" from others, is perceived as "dumbness", even exploited from heartless freaks or hypocrites, first thing given the chance or opportunity.

Just get it on with ANOTHER person, than the one you love. And while at it, simply envision the one you love, trying to draw the fulfilment and pleasure from the momentary elevation, transmuting it into (fake) bliss.

Most (inner) problems, are usually solved through self-hypnosis/self-suggestion/tampering with your subconscious, petty tricks like the placebo effect, at other times through mere "mirroring" of others and their behaviors towards you, etc. Many solutions; but what are your exact contexts and specific circumstances, bro?

Yoda says: Woman you no need, yourself you get some weed!

Meow!

BUY A PRINTER!

"Feminist gamer"? Good luck with that...

its the only solution! ;)

thank you everyone for your helpful advice. I have decided to go with black magic. if you haven't heard from me, it is because it worked... ;)

That should do the trick. Still, I would try that famous love sickness spell astrologer from the Mumbai area if everything else fails.

Be careful. I have read book reviews on Amazon talking about dangerous magic can be :)

Heart of stone.
Hmm. Geralts stories thought me well.

Being in love was awesome too. Oh the joyful emotions. Well we need it otherwise we'll go extinct.
Yes animals too have emotions; everything does.

Well, and if it doesn`t help, there`s still some Funky Cold Medina for you!