As the title says, I just got a new keyboard; ask me anything about it.

(There's a little detail that I have omitted, being the sneaky nasty woman that I am.)

does it have purple background light?

Is it noisy (and makes annoying cilcky sounds)

No; the keys don't light up. Some other things, however, light up blue, I believe, when the keyboard is connected. Doesn't seem noisy to me; I think it makes less sound than the old keyboard I'm using to type this message.

But why though?

edit: Ah I misunderstand the thread. Pardon me then.

Would this keyboard have more Cs and fewer Fs than normal computer keyboards, by chance?

Well, it *odes* have more C's.

OK, I'll drop *minor* clues instead, even if that's not nice to those who aren't very *flat*.

Is it a special keyboard for women's tiny hands?

No.

Can you communicate with The Ancient Ones using your keyboard?

Is it a musical keyboard?

Does it have mod wheels?

How many octaves?