Happy ★★★!
Not in, but thanks for the giveaway. +1

That was a terrible joke! Booooo!

What, you out of all people won't try to make a joke, even if you're not in? The writer? For shame!

Have you seen where I come from? Did you seriously expect something else ;-)

Edit: Wait, I remember a good one: Let epsilon be less than zero.

Well, I am a physicist, theoretically, so...

The tachyon orders a beer. A tachyon walks into a bar.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? I'm not sure, but their flag is a big plus.
Badum tsss

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Ok, I'd better leave this thread now...

NOW THAT WAS FUNNY! XD

I have books and books of jokes and would begin posting like mad, but I'm afraid the OP would look down disfavorably upon me if I did that. Plus, I might post a joke somebody else was planning on using (I actually considered using the one park_84 used). OP, what say you?

The programmer's wife said "Go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."

The programmer came home with twelve loaves of bread.

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I'm in for Jagged Alliance, thanks!

One joke per poster please, lets keep things fair for the participants. ;)

Also, even if people are not in for the giveaway, feel free to leave one as well. I can use a good laugh.

Congrats Tannath!

I'm in for Sacred Gold.

I've always liked this definition of grammar: The difference between knowing your shit, and knowing you're shit!

Not in, but congrats on the 3rd star! +1 for the GA!

Um, let's see. Here are two bad jokes:

1)

Q. What do old people smell like?
A. Depends.

2)

There was a captain sailing on the sea during a battle. His servant came up to him and the captain said, "Bring me my red shirt". So, the servant did as the captain asked. After that the servant came up to the captain and asked, "Why did you say bring me my red shirt?" The captain said, "Well, if I get shot they won't see the blood."

The next day the servant came up to the captain and said, "There are 50 ships on the horizon." The captain said, "Bring me my brown pants".

A woman is particularly frustrated with life and goes to a popular suicide spot on a hill to end it all. Then just before she leaps, a homeless guy calls out to her
Hobo: Since you're gonna die anyway, can we have sex first?
Woman: I won't. You look so gross and ugly. Not while I live
*Hobo starts going downhill*
Hobo: Well I'll be waiting below the hill then

I'm in for Leisure Suit Larry

A chemical engineer, a electrical engineer and a Microsoft technician are in a car going down the highway when the car loses power.

They pull off to the side of the highway when the chemical engineer pipes up, "Pop the hood. I'm going to check to see if the fuel emulsified."

The electrical engineer then says, "I'll check to see if the electrical connections are intact to the starter, battery and alternator."

The Microsoft technician says, "Hold on now. Before we get into all that...Let's close all the Windows. Get out of the car. Get back in, and see if it starts..."

I'm in for Disciples: Sacred Lands Gold.