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Disclaimer: joke thread

Hello!

Every year I ask Santa for something nice, but he gives me a lump of coal. I'm thinking...if I ask for a lump of coal this year, he has to punish me by giving me something nice! Do you think this reverse psychology would work?
Coal is expensive now, you'll be lucky to get some coal dust.
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InkPanther: Coal is expensive now, you'll be lucky to get some coal dust.
In that case, he has to give me what I asked for this year!
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J Lo: In that case, he has to give me what I asked for this year!
They may find some cheap coal substitute. :P
Well, I saw Mr. Clause and the Christkind fight last year about who of them is made up, so ... everything's possible.



But in order for your plan to succeed you must do something really bad and make sure someone rats you out.
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J Lo: In that case, he has to give me what I asked for this year!
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InkPanther: They may find some cheap coal substitute. :P
Nah. They'll leave a stick to make DIY (do it yourself) charcoal! :P
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InkPanther: They may find some cheap coal substitute. :P
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bjgamer: Nah. They'll leave a stick to make DIY (do it yourself) charcoal! :P
I have to admit, an arts and crafts project for X-mas sounds pretty good.
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neumi5694: Well, I saw Mr. Clause and the Christkind fight last year about who of them is made up, so ... everything's possible.

But in order for your plan to succeed you must do something really bad and make sure someone rats you out.
I definitely did something really bad. You'll have to wait to find out what it is :P

/kidding
Post edited November 24, 2022 by J Lo
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J Lo: Disclaimer: joke thread

Hello!

Every year I ask Santa for something nice, but he gives me a lump of coal. I'm thinking...if I ask for a lump of coal this year, he has to punish me by giving me something nice! Do you think this reverse psychology would work?
I have a feeling that he'll give you a nice lump of coal. Isn't that what you asked for?
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J Lo: Disclaimer: joke thread

Hello!

Every year I ask Santa for something nice, but he gives me a lump of coal. I'm thinking...if I ask for a lump of coal this year, he has to punish me by giving me something nice! Do you think this reverse psychology would work?
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dtgreene: I have a feeling that he'll give you a nice lump of coal. Isn't that what you asked for?
A lump of coal is punishment for doing something bad :(
As long as you dont get a fart with a lump in it, you should be grateful!
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dtgreene: I have a feeling that he'll give you a nice lump of coal. Isn't that what you asked for?
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J Lo: A lump of coal is punishment for doing something bad :(
But what if coal is what you actually need?
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J Lo: A lump of coal is punishment for doing something bad :(
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dtgreene: But what if coal is what you actually need?
Then its likely you own a steam engine.
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Sachys: Then its likely you own a steam engine.
Which is a place you can buy games...
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dtgreene: But what if coal is what you actually need?
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Sachys: Then its likely you own a steam engine.
Or a power plant in SimCity.
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Sachys: Then its likely you own a steam engine.
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Trooper1270: Which is a place you can buy games...
I try to stick to the GoG engine.
Post edited November 25, 2022 by J Lo
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Sachys: Then its likely you own a steam engine.
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Trooper1270: Which is a place you can buy games...
no, that would be the steam storefront - which oddly doesnt sell coal. :/


...yet!