Well, obviously I`m not a scammer, but I thought that we need a thread for new scammers to introduce themselves. We GoGers are a friendly community and we want to know who are the guys we`re talking to.
New scammers should registrate themselves here, because only with this registration they have the chance to win the BIG SURPRISE when they reached 1000 scammer points.
So please register here or nobody will be helping you in your scamming quest.

How bored is poor Max? :P

Somebody gift him something. :D

Shit, he's bored and smart, just like me, minus the 'smart'.

I'm trying to find a certain funny and relevant clip from the movie L.A. Story, but youtube is coming up empty. Dammit.

This would be even more effective if there was a related thread for prospective victims to register themselves too.

Ah, yes, you`re right! Well, let`s see....

He's a sworn Bayern Munich fan so yes. Legit scammer. True story.

Chäsefondue? :D

Thanks, but no thanks. Keep your feet on your side of the table. :p

Nicht nach Zürich, bitte nicht nach Zürich! Alles, nur das nicht!!!!!! :D

In Norwegian it also means Poison. Interestingly, it also means Married.

Ah, so marriage is poison for your relationship. :D

Nonsense.

I brought a date to my wedding. She had a great time.

Same in swedish and it also means "to be married".

Oh didn't know it was the same in norwegian.