... wrote an 8 paragraph rant against a 99 cent game about a rubber duck?

http://steamcommunity.com/id/LFantrider/recommended/416550/

Background: my brother released Rubber Ducky and the Rainbow Gun on Steam yesterday, and it's been doing fairly well. All of the 10 reviews are positive except for this one, but BOY is it a doozy!

Snarking at him in the comments may have been a bad idea, but I couldn't help myself. He seems really proud with himself that he figured out I'm related to the developer. Bless his heart.

I just thought his rant was strangely hilarious and worth sharing. It's one thing to dislike a game, it's another dislike a game THIS much :O

So, that's what tort has been doing the last few days.

Yeah, watch him be a GOGer... -_-

Do you or your brother spend a lot of time on Steam because that review is very personal. Whoever it is knows you and or him.

No, never met the guy. Not the sort of person I'd be friends with anyway :P

Well there are a lot of people who say shit about me I'd never be friends with. :P As it is, most of them were evidently booted yesterday. :P

The guy has a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ opinions so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? Can't you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accept it and move on you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? If the game smells like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and looks like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so it might be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ otherwise it would just be a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ normal game.

But nooooooo, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dev had to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so that he could make his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ earn some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ money.

You know what? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU. NO, REALLY, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU! I can't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ believe that a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ would post this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on this ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ forum, i was having a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ nice day and now is ruined thanks to a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

WHAT IS YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PROBLEM???? ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOVE ON YOU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥...

I try to restrain myself and never get angry. I never bite anymore to the dastardly old "probe him, make him explode and then accuse him of being mad". Instead, i either sharpen my words to reflect my thoughts and hurl them thoughtlessly fearing nothing and no one, or i keep everything inside and await for that PERFECT moment to strike and administer the solution, to the cause of my anger. He who controls anger doesn't only control himself, but also keeps in check the pests trying to control and/or ruin him. There is a perfect moment for anger to kick in, as well as for everything else; if you strike prematurely and under confusion, instead of focus and clarity, you might even fail to act up on your anger with success. Patience is the queen of virtues.

Those hearts just made me fill in "lovely" into them and it fits pretty well. :)

I didn't even know that this forum accepted that character/symbol, i just "stole" it from the review that Jefequeso posted.

Edit: Oh sorry, i meant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jefequeso!!!
- Select the hearts with the mouse
- Ctrl+c
- Back to gog forum;
- Ctrl+v
- ????????
- Profit! ♥

I know, that's what I was talking about. It still must have taken a while. :P

...brained your brother with an umbrella?

Yes.

... breaks your game cd, grinds it and snort the dust?

of course.