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Fairfox: lolz, dude is so bitter; when you has to engineer ways to trash-talk women you know you're beyond saving.
Leave it to two Americans to try and trash the 4th of July thread. :P And people call me a traitor. XD
Strange, I feel like I should be watching a Tom Cruise movie. About an alien invasion.
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Breja: Strange, I feel like I should be watching a Tom Cruise movie. About an alien invasion.
That's "War of the Worlds".

You're thinking of "Independence Day".
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Breja: Strange, I feel like I should be watching a Tom Cruise movie. About an alien invasion.
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tinyE: That's "War of the Worlds".

You're thinking of "Independence Day".
Actually I was trying to make a joke about Born on the 4th of July and Independence Day. And I totally forgot about War of the Worlds :D
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tinyE: Leave it to two Americans to try and trash the 4th of July thread. :P And people call me a traitor. XD
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Fairfox: I was trashing teh silly tort, not July 4th! :O

But I was downvoted a leetle for it; weird :/
I know you were. :P I can't believe you got downvoted!


HEY! EVERYONE FIX THIS!
Hm, Independence Day and no aliens attacking us? Something is definitely wrong here!!!
Happy Independence Day to everyone and happy b-day to Murica!
This thread got wrecked that fast? I was looking forward to so many freedom jokes...
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zeogold: I was looking forward to so many freedom jokes...
Sorry, this thread is free of those.
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zeogold: I was looking forward to so many freedom jokes...
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JMich: Sorry, this thread is free of those.
Did they leave? I didn't even hear them ring.
Everyone please rise, and remove your hats.
Happy Fourth of July!

Let the fires of freedom, by which I mean BBQ grills across the nation, burn bright tonight! :)

Vegetarians and vegans... just hold your lighters up or grab a sparkler. :P
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zeogold: This thread got wrecked that fast? I was looking forward to so many freedom jokes...
The news keeps telling me Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton won their parties' nominations. I laughed my ass off... then cried a little. Does that count? :P

On that note, I'm gonna have a drink to third parties...

Also:

"Why are there never any knock-knock jokes about freedom?"

"Because freedom rings!"

:D