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Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Man who buy drowned cat pay for wet pussy.
Games, games, ever'where
The clock tells me "life's not fair!"
Time to work? Don't care
Like the way you think.
Sitting here watching the clock.
Playing forum games.
Soon going to bed
or stay up till 2am
Skyrim SE lurks.
Post edited October 27, 2016 by Pherim
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Barefoot_Monkey: Humans are so strange
Mine lies still in bed, then screams
My claws aren't that sharp
I stole this Haiku
instead of writing my own
because I like it
weekly pay delayed
gave me check, then wants it back
already cashed, got paid double :)
Post edited October 27, 2016 by eksasol
First five syllables.
And then seven syllables.
Then five... Boom: Haiku.
Nice observation.
Write something original.
Just explaining rules.
Wrote originals.
Though some needed rules explained.
So that's what I did.
Once upon a time, i loved one girl.
She was a liar, an actress, a hired shell...
She ruined my life; a demon from hell.
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tinyE: I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement. Only
That's not Wayne's basement.
Good one

The clock struck midnight
One more turn; that's it I swear
Then I'll go to bed

Edit to reduce one syllable
Post edited October 28, 2016 by Gerin
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tinyE: I mean, we're looking
Down on Wayne's basement. Only
That's not Wayne's basement.
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Gerin: Good one
Thanks. :P
Obviously not mine.
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Gerin: Good one
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tinyE: Thanks. :P
Obviously not mine.
But you thought of it
Thinking hurts my head,
but I'll do it anyway.
Great, now I am dead!
low rated
I love giveaways
watching the beggers
and suck ups.