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Fee is aproximatley one coookie.

no, the more fun, attractive and rock n rolling relatives of the less well known and less well bathed troglodyes!

...also we dont have mullet haircuts...

Not everyone can be a Jets fan. :)

I mean, they could, but what would the fun be in that?

Relax, he's got an eon of Stanly Cup futility weighing on him. That takes it's toll! :P

This place has a community? *gasp* Quick! To the log cabin! *enables hermit mode*

This is the best community on the net. Unfortunately it is being invaded by ignorant peasants. And the web dev team is working day and night to break more features daily.

You're not a true Goglodyte though, you're a monkey, or maybe even an ape. Doesn't surprise me in the least that you're quite a bit more civilised than most of us. Though you try to pass off as one of us, your manner gives you away.

I have a bit of a mullet at the moment, do I have to leave?

You're absolutely right! The community is still great, the road is a little bit bumpy now, but it will get better! :)

*gets out clippers

I've been living a lie, this whole time I thought it was pronounced "sach (like in satchel)-ees. That gutteral -ch is difficult.

And I still think this community is great. I mean, there is always going to be some level of annoying, but what may be annoying for one, may be fun for another. I think this community does well b/c there is a good mix of everything for most.