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Posted January 28, 2018
Want to make some funny jokes and stand-up based on your favorite GOG.com games? This is the page for you. Express your funny bone to the GOG.com community.

Here's an example based on Red Faction:

What would you call an FPS if Ultor Corporation focused on making sandwiches on Mars instead of mining?
Bread Faction.
Post edited January 28, 2018 by rabbids4eva
Posted January 28, 2018
An interesting opening, but I'm afraid this kind of humour is too niche.
Posted January 28, 2018
I wanted to make a joke about Dizzy in Winter Wonderland not being here, but it snow yoke!
Posted January 28, 2018
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rabbids4eva: Want to make some funny jokes and stand-up based on your favorite GOG.com games? This is the page for you. Express your funny bone to the GOG.com community.
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But would the Wizard approve of it?
Posted January 28, 2018
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKIiUsbOO24

In all honesty, what I liked the most about this video is the fact that I AM 38 right now and I look AT LEAST 10 years younger than Dara O Briain in that video. :P
Posted January 29, 2018
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rabbids4eva: What would you call an FPS if Ultor Corporation focused on making sandwiches on Mars instead of mining?
Bread Faction.
Talking about Mars... you know the name of the cleanup unit sent in after things went south?

BROOM.
Posted January 29, 2018
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toxicTom: Talking about Mars... you know the name of the cleanup unit sent in after things went south?

BROOM.
How would someone like me know that as I went north.
Posted January 29, 2018
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Themken: How would someone like me know that as I went north.
I hear it's a pretty cool place...
Posted January 29, 2018
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Themken: How would someone like me know that as I went north.
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toxicTom: I hear it's a pretty cool place...
Yeah, here we like hot games.
Posted January 29, 2018
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Themken: Yeah, here we like hot games.
Like this?
Posted January 29, 2018
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toxicTom: Like this?
Gets me all fired up, yeah. (Now where is that shotgun?)
Posted January 29, 2018
Why does Minsc roll duct-tape over his pet hamster?

- So that it doesn't blow up in space.
Post edited January 29, 2018 by timppu
Posted January 29, 2018
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Themken: (Now where is that shotgun?)
Probably riding into the sunset...
Posted January 29, 2018
Didja hear that a sequel is being released for Alan Wake's American Nightmare?

Yeah, it's called "American McGee's Alan Wake Nightmare".

OK, that was my lame attempt at humor. I'll just see myself out.
Posted January 29, 2018
What is the most popular RPG among engineers?


The Switcher.
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