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Yes, you heard that right, all the games I bought left me with an empty wallet...
I´m ashamed to admit it, but I had to resort to piracy...
...now I´m stuck in Somalia. :`(
Help me!
my friend i can haelp you
you see i have 1 million simoleons i need to rest upon your back account
if i can do so i will bequeath you 100,000 simoleans !
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snowkatt: my friend i can haelp you
you see i have 1 million simoleons i need to rest upon your back account
if i can do so i will bequeath you 100,000 simoleans !
Thank you, oh thank you for you generosity, you the most graceful among the katts...
...wait...is that you, the nigerian prince trying to get my money again ?
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NuffCatnip: ...wait...is that you, the nigerian prince trying to get my money again ?
Nope. It's the nigerian astronaut.
GOG, you drove me to Waukegan!

Wait, what?
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NuffCatnip: Yes, you heard that right, all the games I bought left me with an empty wallet...
I´m ashamed to admit it, but I had to resort to piracy...
...now I´m stuck in Somalia. :`(
Help me!
Borrow AK.

Take over some oil tanker.

Profit!
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NuffCatnip: ...wait...is that you, the nigerian prince trying to get my money again ?
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Breja: Nope. It's the nigerian astronaut.
Wait, where are all the grammatical errors?
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NuffCatnip: Yes, you heard that right, all the games I bought left me with an empty wallet...
I´m ashamed to admit it, but I had to resort to piracy...
...now I´m stuck in Somalia. :`(
Help me!
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Lin545: Borrow AK.

Take over some oil tanker.

Profit!
Last oil tanker had hired mercenaries on board, too many of us died that day...
There has to be another way.
Post edited February 18, 2016 by NuffCatnip
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NuffCatnip: Yes, you heard that right, all the games I bought left me with an empty wallet...
I´m ashamed to admit it, but I had to resort to piracy...
...now I´m stuck in Somalia. :`(
Help me!
Sell your wallet to get more cash!
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snowkatt: my friend i can haelp you
you see i have 1 million simoleons i need to rest upon your back account
if i can do so i will bequeath you 100,000 simoleans !
I think that gets you a packet of biscuits.................

In other news, man in black hood and cape arrested in Poland for abetting piracy.............
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NuffCatnip: ...wait...is that you, the nigerian prince trying to get my money again ?
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Breja: Nope. It's the nigerian astronaut.
Nothing beats his friend who was ambushed on Mars by a group of analdwelling rebels.
Post edited February 18, 2016 by ZFR
Strange... For me, GoG drove me FROM piracy to becoming a LEGITimate buyer, once again, years ago...
GOG has driven many people to piracy over the years.
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Breja: Nope. It's the nigerian astronaut.
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ZFR: Nothing beats his friend who was ambushed on Mars by a group of analdwelling rebels.
Those were hilarious. XD
Well its not shady unless GOG was drunk right?
What kind of tip is required if GOG drives you somewhere?