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It is a day in late spring when I am sat in Gog's restaurant, which many will tell you is among the nicer joints to get a bowl of clams on Broadway, and I am sat in a corner and eating my clams when who should walk in but a party from Boston, Mass. who proceed to the room behind the restaurant and as they go they are talking loud and blowing smoke from their cigars into the faces of the dolls, which seems to be the preferred custom of parties from that city.
Well before they make it across the joint, I am recognising a character by the name of Cadaver Slim, who I am acquainted with on account of a business trip I take to Boston long ago.

And as soon as I am recognising this character, who, to speak frankly, I am preferring not to recognise, he is recognising me and makes his way over to me, blowing smoke into the face of three or four dolls as he comes.
Well we proceed to talk about this and that and it seems to me that he is most anxious to tell me something, and sure enough it isn't long before he is standing up and putting an arm around me and pulling me into the room at the back where I find assembled a great many characters who many of the guys and dolls on Broadway will know to keep away from, and those I do not know, who are the party from Boston, are introduced to me by Cadaver Slim as Scenes Supplemicz, Large the Lift, and Lazy Walkins, who are here on special invite to discuss an affair of no little importance.
And I am becoming more uneasy as I notice the likes of Jocelyn Carradice, the Dancer, and Cristine the Gale, who are most unsavoury characters if you happen to meet them when they are fed and watered and are caught up on their sleep.
I see also a contingent who are a common feature at any craps game you would stumble into in our city; Diceman Zeffer, Miss Pookie Mustard and Games O'Rager.

At this time I am beginning to think I should bid old Slim a good afternoon and return to my own business, as a guy who finds himself involved in other peoples' business in this town is liable to also find himself mussed up somewhat, but before I can tell Slim that it was a pleasure meeting him again and I hope to spend some time on his turf before too long, what should happen but in comes Shirley Primalley, and she is arm-in-arm with Mike the Fish, and now I am most anxious to be somewhere else, for these are two crooks of the highest quality.

I may well be leaving too, but as Slim goes to sit, Shapie Lonzi, who I have not seen on account of how she keeps to the corner and waits to pounce, grips me by the arm and begins to speak to me in a most hurried and urgent tone. Well it seems that Slim has brought me into some form of business arrangement gone sour and that all parties assembled are none-too-composed, and as a matter of fact are finding themselves most out of sorts.

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Rules

1. JoeSapphire Moderates this game. Contact him with game actions, queries, suggestion, praise, enthusiasm, corrections, et cetera.

2. The game is split into two phases - The Voting phase, and The Action phase. During The Voting Phase players may write on the page, and vote for other players. The aim of a vote is to achieve elimination of a single player: Once the majority of current players are voting for a single player, that player will be eliminated. Then the voting phase will end and the action phase will begin. During the action phase no players may write on this page. The action phase ends once the deadline has been reached, and the voting phase will begin again.

3. Votes should be phrased thusly: Vote Trentonlf. If you want to stop voting for a player, it should be phrased thusly: Unvote Trentonlf. Each player may vote for any other living player. A player may vote for only one player at a time. A vote may be withdrawn by unvoting. A player who is being voted for by the majority of living players will be immediately killed, their role will be made public knowledge, and the game will go to the action phase. A player may also vote no-lunch. A majority vote of no-lunch will end the voting phase without a death.

4. When you are killed, you are out of the game - stop posting.

5. Don't edit your posts for any reason. Learn to love typing errors and ambiguous grammar!ALSO Do not post multiple times without leaving a break of 10 minutes between posts.

6. Please bold any requests for vote counts or questions to the moderator.

7. Everything within the game should happen on this page, in messages to the moderator or in any pages specified in your role message from the moderator. Do not discuss the game outside the thread.

8. Do not quote or paraphrase too closely any PMs you receive from the mod.

9. All players should post at least once every 36 hours. If you expect to be away for more than 36 hours, please let JoeSapphire know either through PM or in the game thread.

10. All players on the winning team win! even if they are eliminated or dead.If you can no longer participate in the game, contact JoeSapphire with word to that effect.Players who are modkilled or replaced out will automatically lose the game.

This is an OPEN-SETUP game. All players have received a role distributed at random from this selection:

TOWN:
01 regular
02 regular
03 regular
04 regular
05 regular
06 regular
07 cop
08 one-shot dayvig
09 doc & delayed roleblocker

MAFIA:
01 strongarm
02 bulletproof regular
03 one-shot redirector

TOWN REGULAR role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's Restaurant, Town Regular.

Powers: You have no powers.

Win condition: You when when all the mafia are eliminated.

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TOWN COP role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's Restaurant, Town Cop.

Powers: In the action phase you may target another player. You will learn if that player is TOWN or MAFIA. If you are blocked you will get NO RESULT.

Win condition: You when when all the mafia are eliminated.

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TOWN ONE-SHOT DAY VIGILANTE role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's Restaurant, One-Shot Day Vigilante.

Powers: In the elimination phase you may target another player by typing and bolding "KILL [player name]". That player will be immediately eliminated and play will proceed to the action phase.

Win condition: You when when all the mafia are eliminated.

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TOWN DOCTOR AND DELAYED-ROLEBLOCKER role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's Restaurant, Town Doctor and Delayed-Roleblocker.

Powers: In the action phase you may target another player. Any attempt to kill your target during the same action phase will fail as though your target's killer was blocked. For the next elimination and action cycle any action your target makes will fail as though they were blocked.

Win condition: You when when all the mafia are eliminated.

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MAFIA STRONGARM role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's restaurant, Mafia Strongarm.
Your allies are [REDACTED].

Powers: In the action phase, you may make and discuss your plans here: [REDACTED].
In the action phase you can target one player to eliminate from the game. Any attempt to protect your target will fail, and any attempts to block you will fail. Only one of the mafia can perform this action each night.

Win condition: You when when all threat to mafia is eliminated, and the number of mafia is equal to or greater than the number of town.

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MAFIA BULLETPROOF REGULAR role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's restaurant, Mafia Bulletproof Regular.
Your allies are [REDACTED].

Powers: In the action phase, you may make and discuss your plans here: [REDACTED].
If you are targetted by a killing action it will automatically fail as though it had been blocked. In the action phase you can target one player to eliminate from the game. Only one of the mafia can perform this action each night.

Win condition: You when when all threat to mafia is eliminated, and the number of mafia is equal to or greater than the number of town.

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MAFIA ONE-SHOT REDIRECTOR role reads:

Hello TheGOGfather, you are Gog of Gog's restaurant, Mafia One-Shot Redirector.
Your allies are [REDACTED].

Powers: In the action phase, you may make and discuss your plans here: [REDACTED].
EITHER Once, in the action phase, you can target a player as your primary target, and a player as your secondary target, any action the primary target makes will affect the secondary target instead of their chosen target. The primary target will not be informed they have been redirected.
OR In the action phase you can target one player to eliminate from the game. Only one of the mafia can perform this action each night.

Win condition: You when when all threat to mafia is eliminated, and the number of mafia is equal to or greater than the number of town.

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Register: moved to here

By this time Shapie, who I consider a fine character, even if she is known to talk no small amount, has been explaining to me such-and-such and I am finding that I have not understood anything that I have been told, which is often the way things fall out when Shapie is talking with me, and she proceeds to leave me to a corner and take a seat at the table, where all parties begin to say like this:
Post edited May 29, 2020 by JoeSapphire
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JoeSapphire: I see also a contingent who are a common feature at any craps game you would stumble into in our city; Diceman Zeffer, Miss Pookie Mustard and Games O'Rager.
I KNEW Pookie was a girl...and they told me no girls existed on the internets. :D
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JoeSapphire: During the action phase no players may write on this page. The action phase ends once the deadline has been reached, and the voting phase will begin again.
A small nitpick: Don't ya mean "thread" and not "page"? ;)
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JoeSapphire: 4. When you are killed, you are out of the game - stop posting.
The traditional one "bah" post still allowed or no?
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All the above aside, I welcome all my fellow players to the game. :)
Hello
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ZFR: Hello
Hi
high rated
I didn't sign up for this...
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ZFR: Hello
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SirPrimalform: Hi
What are you doing tonight?
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ZFR: What are you doing tonight?
Going to bed. I'm super cool that way.
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ZFR: Hello
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SirPrimalform: Hi
Hi there
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ZFR: What are you doing tonight?
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SirPrimalform: Going to bed. I'm super cool that way.
...

What?

That's not in the script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZQG-Xfg7U
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ZFR: ...

What?

That's not in the script

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=slZQG-Xfg7U
How old do you think I am!?
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JoeSapphire: During the action phase no players may write on this page. The action phase ends once the deadline has been reached, and the voting phase will begin again.
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GameRager: A small nitpick: Don't ya mean "thread" and not "page"? ;)
No, he meant page. The game is supposed to be finished on one page. You can improve your chances by setting the post count per page to 50.
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GameRager: A small nitpick: Don't ya mean "thread" and not "page"? ;)
I think asking people not to post on this page is sufficient. Posting on page 2, 3 or 837 is impossible without posting on page 1.
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LASER97: I didn't sign up for this...
But you'll still play, right?
For the right price, maybe.
Hi All!

It's Tuesday already (3 AM), so I assume my lunch is more like the last minute supper (god I love that word). And yes, I'm being parenthetical ;)

But first I'd like to ask for a manager. I specifically made reservations for seat #4. Truly!