It has recently come to my attention that not everybody seems to understand our little forum traditions. I have received alarming cries of "Zeo, why does everybody complain in the release threads?" and "Oh great and powerful Puzzlemaster, please reveal to me the secrets of how to join this time-honored tradition of whining about the lack of good old games." Well, never fear, my fine fellows! For your convenience, I've set up this handy-dandy flowchart!
1. Is there a new release? If yes, go to 2. If no, go to 6.
2. Is it indie and developed after 2005? If yes, go to 7. If no, go to 3.
3. Is it a modern AAA game? If yes, go to 8. If no, go to 4.
4. Is it truly a good old game? If yes, go to 9. If no, go to 9 anyways.
5. Do you like pierogi? If yes, go to 11. If no, go to 10.
6. Complain about there being no new releases.
7. Complain about the terrible quality of the new releases and how GOG is letting in indie trash on your beloved old game website, not letting any old games in anymore. Proceed to 10.
8. AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
9. Complain about the fact that the game you wanted isn't here yet, regardless of whether GOG can even get it in or not.
10. Get curbstomped by JMich.
11. Complain anyways.