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GOG should offer a security guard position. I heard they let all kind of riff-raff enter the building and the orc at the entrance doesn't keep anyone away really. I have worked several jobs in the security industry so I'd volunteer for the job, to keep the riff-raff out.
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awalterj: GOG should offer a security guard position. I heard they let all kind of riff-raff enter the building and the orc at the entrance doesn't keep anyone away really. I have worked several jobs in the security industry so I'd volunteer for the job, to keep the riff-raff out.
I bet their office is not opulent enough to have a Swiss guard. =)
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tinyE: That way the next time Germany decides to annex them you are already there and they don't need to go get you.
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zeogold: Ah, makes sense.
But what about if Russia comes over, too?
I'm not sure, but I do know that about that time, whether they have been invaded or not, France will be surrendering.
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I heard it was a garage.
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zeogold: Ah, makes sense.
But what about if Russia comes over, too?
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tinyE: I'm not sure, but I do know that about that time, whether they have been invaded or not, France will be surrendering.
So where does that leave America? We just nuke all of Europe, or what?
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tinyE: I'm not sure, but I do know that about that time, whether they have been invaded or not, France will be surrendering.
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zeogold: So where does that leave America? We just nuke all of Europe, or what?
I'm finished with this bit. :P Think I've offended enough people already. XD
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zeogold: So where does that leave America? We just nuke all of Europe, or what?
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tinyE: I'm finished with this bit. :P Think I've offended enough people already. XD
Can I at least make Nazi puns?
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Their offices are actually very nice, spacious and well equipped, they're just acting all modest but in reality they're doing very well. Each of their employees has their own computer and workplace.
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mrkgnao: Not a lot of Glassdoor info, but still:
https://www.glassdoor.com/Reviews/GOG-com-Reviews-E827105.htm
Hey, thanks for sharing. I'll edit that into the o.p.
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awalterj: Their offices are actually very nice, spacious and well equipped, they're just acting all modest but in reality they're doing very well. Each of their employees has their own computer and workplace.
I know they are nice. But there's a modern nice office and then there is an office with Swiss guards. Gotta appreciate the difference. =)

Wait, what? Employees have their own computers and workplaces? Unheard of! Is there indoor plumbing too?! o_O
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awalterj: Their offices are actually very nice, spacious and well equipped, they're just acting all modest but in reality they're doing very well. Each of their employees has their own computer and workplace.
They also have an electric kettle to produce steam. They showed it in one of their earlier ads.
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Well ok, it would make a difference if I get to wear a colorful costume like the illustrious Vatican colleagues.
I guess GOG could really benefit from a Swiss guard in case GOG ever betrays their DRM-free principles and the general populace storm the GOG HQ like the people during the French Revolution @ Bastille when Swiss guards had to take all the heat.

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Everyone, except for the poor fellow who is in charge of fixing the game update notification problem. Saw him stumbling around looking for a desk to work at, in vain.
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tinyE: I'm finished with this bit. :P Think I've offended enough people already. XD
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zeogold: Can I at least make Nazi puns?
Go ahead! ;)

As for the nuking, we gernans don't have any, but France, Italy, Russia etc. have nuclear missiles, it's a stalemate situation. :)
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We have a Witcher. :)
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Johny.: We have a Witcher. :)
Tell him to look back. I think there is someone behind his chair.