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Posted May 12, 2016
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JudasIscariot: Bribery, subterfuge...how else? :P
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Siegor: Is it still 30 pieces of silver or do you take inflation into account?
It's all about dem Euros now :P
Posted May 12, 2016
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Tarm: Exactly when that position is no longer among GOG's job offers this will come back and haunt you. ;)
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vv221: There are actually a couple other jobs at GOG I’m qualified to attend to ;P
Teh horror!!1!
Posted May 12, 2016
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HypersomniacLive: HR Specialist and HR Assistant

Job Requirements:
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- Fluent English and Polish (both written and spoken).
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What we offer:
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- Polish lessons should you need them.
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HypersomniacLive: Why does something look wrong here?
That's why they need an HR Specialist: someone to write their job descriptions.
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Konrad: If we do that, how's Judas supposed to get in to work?
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JudasIscariot: Bribery, subterfuge...how else? :P
Manholes. I hear the sewers are particularly fragrant this time of year.
Post edited May 12, 2016 by Luned
Posted May 12, 2016
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tfishell: ...
the "catch" remains you have to work in Warsaw
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i guess that praying 5 times per day to kaczyński is not everyones thing
Posted May 13, 2016
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Titanium: Hmm, no mechanical engineer positions open. I guess, for some odd reason, they don't intend to build a world conquering death robot any time soon.
Otherwise I'd be your machinist.
Posted May 13, 2016
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JudasIscariot: Bribery, subterfuge...how else? :P
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Siegor: Is it still 30 pieces of silver or do you take inflation into account?
Didn't you read the news? GOG now added six new local currencies. This means that, when its time to pay for your new favourite game, GOG goes up to eleven!

As you see, GOG is always working tirelessly to give you the friendly experience of the game store down the street, while you can buy without even leaving your home. And being DRM-Free, you most likely won't even need our 24 hours tech support, since you always know your games will work. Forever!

We will also send you one of our loyal gaming nerds to your home to help you get past that final boss, have a network playing buddy or make you forget that you will have to choose between having a social life or no backlog.

So come along! We are always open! Have you played Teen Agent yet?

. . .

So, how did I get the Marketing position?
Post edited May 13, 2016 by Gede
Posted May 13, 2016
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Titanium: Hmm, no mechanical engineer positions open. I guess, for some odd reason, they don't intend to build a world conquering death robot any time soon.
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clarry: Otherwise I'd be your machinist.
Glad to hear that. We go through them quite rapidly, I'm sorry to say.

Well, I guess that's the reason it's not called 'life and personal space respecting robot'.
Posted May 13, 2016
Meh... I'm pretty surprised that there is no high energy physics engineer job aavailable :V
Posted May 13, 2016
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phaolo: Game testing is not playing : (
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Touwa: We still get to play a lot ;)
You mean your work consists of playing TIS-100 all day long? ;)
Posted May 13, 2016
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awalterj: GOG should offer a security guard position. I heard they let all kind of riff-raff enter the building and the orc at the entrance doesn't keep anyone away really. I have worked several jobs in the security industry so I'd volunteer for the job, to keep the riff-raff out.
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Konrad: If we do that, how's Judas supposed to get in to work?
Judas has told us on the forums that he doesn't do any actual work at Gog. Now if he would say "I work here", it would be suspicious and I wouldn't let him into the building.



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Siegor: Is it still 30 pieces of silver or do you take inflation into account?
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JudasIscariot: It's all about dem Euros now :P
Lousy Euros? I can only be bribed by the following currency:
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Posted May 13, 2016
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Amadren: Meh... I'm pretty surprised that there is no high energy physics engineer job aavailable :V
I'm not. I have a degree in it (with high honors even -- thus "starmaker"), and my job consists of editing a website, "hacking" docx protection, and installing pirated MS Office on coworkers' personal PCs.
Posted May 13, 2016
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phaolo: "Game player" position?
No eh.. ok : (
https://www.gog.com/work#/product-junior-qa-tester

It exists!
Posted May 13, 2016
(concerning glassdoor)I have to laugh about the complaints about having to work a few hours over shift or sometimes come in on the weekend or days off. If you have any seniority in a company or are salaried, how do you NOT do that?

You gotta earn that scratch, son!
Posted May 13, 2016
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Starmaker: I'm not. I have a degree in it (with high honors even -- thus "starmaker"), and my job consists of editing a website, "hacking" docx protection, and installing pirated MS Office on coworkers' personal PCs.
That must be really sad....
Posted May 13, 2016
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phaolo: "Game player" position?
No eh.. ok : (
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ggf162: https://www.gog.com/work#/product-junior-qa-tester
It exists!
Not exactly :P
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