Yes I am.
LOL

Well, I think if they filled those positions we'd see website and Galaxy updates (amongst other positive changes) progressing much faster, but maybe I'm just fantasizing.

I like to keep my nightmare that never ends... I mean work and my gaming experiences in different boxes. Remember, it's only work if you'd rather be doing something else!

i guess its hard to find extremely reckless, spineless and profit-oriented liars, gog should ask ea how they find such people

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#1.

*Please have a seat,Mr fronzelneekburm*
*Thankyou* Mr fronzelneekburm sits.
*How are you today Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Fine,thankyou and yourself*
*Great,thanks*............*Now Mr fronzelneekburm you have applied for the position of community manager*
*Yes*
*Tell us a bit about your previous employment*
*Err,my job at the moment is a Jelly Bean counter*
*And what does this entail?*
*I count the Jelly Beans that and pack them in a bag,for sealing*
*Interesting job and how many Jelly Beans to a bag?*
*100*
*And how many bags do you fill or count each day?*
*2*
*2?? is that all in a day's work?*
*Yes Sir.I only started there yesterday*
*Yesterday! and your previous employment to that was?*
*I worked for the City council*
*Oh,that is impressive Mr fronzelneekburm and what did you do there?*
*Dog's poop!*
*Dog's poop! What about it?*
*I picked it up,kept the footpaths clean*
*Very good Mr fronzelneekburm and why did you leave that position,after all the Council is very steady work?*
*I wanted to improve myself and get better money*
*I see.Then you went to a Jelly Bean counter,well at least we know you can count* (smiling)
*Your current employee can vouch for you if we decide to contact him/her?*
*Ahh,.....no....*
*Why is that Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*I got the sack yesterday*
*Oh,I'm sorry to hear that Mr fronzelneekburm and why did you get sacked?*
*I,ahh.......*
*It's okay Mr fronzelneekburm take your time*
*I countered the wrong amount in the bag*
*I see but you only countered 2 bags,is that correct?*
*Yes*..............*I countered,according to the boss 111 in one bag and 73 in the other*
*Why such a difference in the counts Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Err,I didn't really count them*
*What do mean,didn't really count them?*
*I,ahh.....can't count*
*Oh,I see well that doesn't matter as there is plenty of people that can't do that.*
*Now then as I understand it you have a personal hate for a fellow member Tauto,is that correct?*
*YES!*
*Why is that Mr fronzelneekburm?*
*Because he is a troll*
*A troll you say,please explain*
*Well everyone else say that he is*
*Okay Mr fronzelneekburm this interview is over and we will invite back for the second and third interviews if we think you are a candidate for the position*
*Okay and thankyou*
Mr fronzelneekburm leaves the room.
Interviewer sits there pondering and says to other interviewer.
*What do you think,should we get Mr fronzelneekburm back for a second interview?*
*Yes,yes definite prospect Mr fronzelneekburm and remember we don't need a counter*
*Umm,maybe your right but did you notice a smell when Mr fronzelneekburm was in here?*
*Now that you mention it,yes.It smelt like dog's poop*
*Yes and I can smell it on my hand after I shook hands with him*
*I think we might give him a second interview and ask him how he cleaned up the dog's poop of the footpath*
*Yes I agree but only thing I had a problem with was his attitude towards one of the nicest person's I have every met Tauto*
*Yes I agree and we may have to ask about that*
*Well let's go to lunch after we wash our hands*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#2.

*Good morning and your name is?*
*Ahh,I've got it written down here......ahh......yes it's tinyE*
*Please have a seat Mr tinyE*
*Thankyou*
*You have applied for the Community Manager's position,can you tell us some of your history as in hobbies/jobs and so forth*
*Okay,where do I start,umm.*
*For instance let's try starting with hobbies as it's a high priority in the work force as socializing and being a team member*
*Ahh,okay well I can play...........umm.....how do you say it...oh yes,solitaire*
*I see and anything else as solitaire is a one person game.We are looking for team players*
*oh,team players well I can play with peoples families*
*Good,good in what way do you play with other people's families Mr tinyE?*
*Insults*
*Insults?* Interviewer looks at other interviewer and says *Do you know that hobby Thedrick?*
Thedrick says *I've never heard of that hobby Ralph*
*My tinyE can you explain this hobby?*
*Yes,it's...........!*
*Perhaps Mr tinyE we should ask you something else*
*Can you give us a work history,are you presently employed?*
*Yes,I manage a B&B*
*Now that is promising and why have you applied for this position if you manage a business?*
*As I'm the most popular person in Gog's forum and the people love me so muc...* Ralph interrupts Mr tinyE
*We know that Mr tinyE but we also need an answer to our question*
*I want the POWER to ban people as I see fit*
*Well that would be a small part of the job but there is a lot more too it than just banning people willy nilly*
*Would you abuse these powers of banning if you were given that power?*
*NO!*
*That's the right answer Mr tinyE but we do check the forum* Looks at Thedrick and says *Once or twice a year,would you agree Thedrick?*
Thedrick says *yes,that's correct........I think..*
Ralph frowns at Thedrick and continues with......*The important part of this interview has been passed with flying colours Mr tinyE* (smiling at Mr tinyE)
*As I said we do check the forums and we don't like what we see is happening,now we need someone that is willing to wield a hammer but is not biased.*
*Now,Mr tinyE I will ask this question and it is are you biased?*
*Bieest what does that mean,sir?*
*It doesn't matter as I'm sure your not,now your first interview went well so we may call you back for a second interview*
*Thankyou sir's* tinyE leaves the room.
*I'll say this Thedrick between Mr fronzelneekburm and Mr tinyE is a bit of a toss up at the moment and we will have to interview some more people and see what happens*
*Yes,Ralph your right.This is fun doing interviews isn't it?*
*Yes it is Thedrick especially with so many brilliant people to interview and this could turn out to be a difficult decision*
*Lunchtime Thedrick,let's go*

Interview for the position of Community Manager 3:

GoG: Hello, please take a seat.

tinyE: Would you mind if I stand up, my arsehole is sore from a night of lovin'.

GoG: By all means, it will be easier to see you, can you state your qualifications?

tinyE: Certainly, I'm familiar with all the forum sections as I troll here on a daily basis.

I know where everything is, I can even find the - rating button and spam report with my li'l tiny Eyes shut.

GoG: Anything else?

tinyE: Yes, everyone here hates me and I'll do nothing to change the forum as I like it the way it is, even though I say I don't.

GoG: You have all the desired attributes, when can you start as Community Manager?

tinyE: I though I already was when I signed up?

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#3.

Knock knock..
*Come in*
Knock knock..
*C...o..m..e in*
Knock knock knock..
*COME IN!ARE YOU DEAF?* door opens.
*Ahh,you must be Mr Kleetus?*
*Yep*
*Please have a seat Mr Kleetus*
*Thankyou and you can call me K if you like*
*K okay! hoho I think I cracked a funny there.What do you think Thedrick?*
*Hahahahaha,yes you did Ralph what do you think K?*
*I don't understand did i miss something?*
*No it's okay K don't worry about it,now you have applied for this position and I might add it's a hectic job* *Shutup giggling Thedrick*
*Now K what previous experience have you had?*
*I was a spruiker for a ladies underwear shop*
*Umm,that must of been interesting but how does it fit applying for this position?*
*Will you shut up Thedrick,I know I done it again with the puns*
*Puns?*
*It's okay K forget about it*
*THEDRICK ONE MORE GIGGLE AND I"LL FINISH THIS INTERVIEW WITH K ALONE!*
*As I was saying how does...*
*Oh,that's easy.Spruiking is a con game and the knowledge learned is unforgetable*
*I see what you mean K,now ahh shit I done it again.Tell me K do you know what biased means?*
*Yes,it's a bar maid's knickers*
At this moment Thedrick lost it and wet his pants laughing.Ralph BELLOWED *GET OUT THEDRICK!*
*Well K that's close enough,now do you think you could wield a ban hammer on anyone without any guilt?*
*Oh,yes and I have a list in my pocket*
*Do you? That's why I asked about being biased*
*Do you have any social activities as this could be an important issue?*
*Yes*
*Well?*
*Well what?*
*SOCIAL ACTIVITIES.WHAT ARE THEY?*................I'm sorry K for yelling it's been a trying day*
*That's okay I understand*
*The social activities,please*
*Yes,one is I go on walkabouts*
*Walkabouts*!!!!!!!!..........What is a walkabout?*
*Well,form my house to the corner shop is about one mile.So everyday I go to the shop and home and that's a walkabout*
*Thankyou K,I guess we all have walkabouts but how is that socializing?*
*Well,me and shop keeper are kissy kissy.If you know what I mean and very very social.*
*Ahem!...The position will require a second and third interview and I must warn you the wages are pretty low but there is plenty of free games around so what do you think?*
*Great!*
*Good answer K,I'm impressed and we will be in touch and ahh not socially hahahahaha....Ahem..Good day K until then*
*Okay,thanks*
Ralph goes looking for Thedrick.
*Thedrick,change your pants and let's go to lunch* *And if yo...*
*Hurry up! I think K might be our man,very impressive*
*He was a funny one,that's for sure Ralph*
*Yes,he has the smarts.No doubt* and it's your shout or everyone knows about the wetties*
*OKAY OKAY......oh no I did it didn't I?*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#4.

*Who's next Thedrick?*
*Miss zeogold*
*Tell her to come in*
zeogold trips and falls on it's face.
*Thedrick,help the young lady up* Ralph says while checking paperwork on the desk.
*Good mor......Thedrick you said it was a she*
*That's what Tauto told me last night*
*Oh,he did...did he.His up for an interview soon is it tomorrow or when is it?*
*Could be tomorrow but unsure*
*Well,he has made his first mistake with the female set up on you*
*Please except my apologizes and take a seat Mr zeogold*
*Thankyou*
*Now,oh do you need a nurse to come in and treat that nose?*
*No,it's okay the bleeding has stopped.It's just very sore* (sniffle).
*Are you sure because that was a trip and a half you had?*
*No,I yes I'm okay*
*Good soldier! Now what was your last job or present job?*
*I'm a Uni student as I'm only 18 years old.*
*Oh good for you and what are you studying to become?*
*A psychiatrist.*
*Impressive indeed,what do you think Thedrick?*
*Yes,that's great as this job would be perfect for a psychiatrist* (smiling)
*Yes I agree.Now are sure you don't need a nurse Mr zeogold?*
*I'll be okay*
*Fine!.....You have also stated in your resume that you have excellent skills in communicating with other people*
*Yes*
*Can you explain to me why when communicating with others that you talk like a politician?*
*I don't understand*
*When I say politician it means and putting it bluntly........Never answer a question but try and confuse the issue with bullshit and false flattery or in other words choose what you read/say and ignore the facts.*
*I...I...don't know what you mean*
*I thought I made it clear,what do you say Thedrick?*
*Umm perhaps we could ask Mr zeogold to come at a later time.That nose needs attention and even though Mr zeogold is very brave sitting there with a bleeding nose,it could be confusing the thinking of Mr zeogold.*
*Your right Thedrick!*
*Mr zeoglod can you come back at another time to finish this interview?*
*Yes*
*Excellent news Mr zeogold and thankyou for your attention to this matter.Now off with you to the doctor's please.*
zeogold leaves.
*Thedrick,that Tauto can be a nasty sometimes*
*Yes but remember those Aussie's are streets ahead of the world with their sense of humor.I mean some of his jokes are so funny especially after a few beers.*
*Yes I know what you mean but not Tauto all the time*
*Well Thedrick I think it's close enough to lunch but first I need to see what Mr zeogold tripped on*
Thedrick and Ralph examine the doorway and surrounding area and find no hazard.
*Strange that Thedrick,it looks like Mr zeogold tripped over fresh air*
*Yes Ralph and that's a possible clumsiness problem*
*Could be or it could be just nerves*
*Lunch,let's go*

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#5.


*Ahh, MR zeogold.*
*Now,I'll get straight to the point of this URGENT meeting*
*This morning at Magog forum you banned Mr Kleetus and Tauto am I correct?*
*Err,yes*
*WHY?*...*and excuse my tone as this is very distressing news*
*Because we didn't want them in our forum*
*WHY NOT!*
*Because they are trolls and would of ruined our forum*
*So,you say that you are a Christian and yet because you don't like them you ban them*
*WAIT* I don't need to hear your twisting the situation in your favour as you do!*
*This is blatant abuse and there is NO excuse,how say you?*
*We...........*
*We as in?*
*snowkatt and I didn't want our little secret of a forum in the open*
*Don't start MR zeogold with your waffeling on with rubbish!*
*Did they post porn or abuse or swear or anything at all to warrant this action?*
silence
*Well,I'm waiting*
*No*
*Then it's true to say that you are non Christian and biased.*
*I...I....*
*Just a minute Mr zeogold,I'm not finished.Now as I see it this is not even their fault that your little site got exposed but one tinye who doesn't know how to keep a secret.WAIT! I have only begun and you will get your say in a minute.One,is you should be ashamed of yourself for your conduct.Two,forgiveness is not in your heart so calling yourself Christian is a lie.Three,I see Tauto said in another of your victim's thread tinye that and quote ''Made my Christmas''.Mr Kleetus from my reports simply said ''Hello"am I correct?*
*Yes..but*
*Okay,then explain yourself*
*I....I......*
*As I thought you have nothing to defend your motives*
*There's the door,use it and don't let it hit you on the way out*
zeogold leaves.
*Well Thedrick was I fair?*
*I thought you rather lenient*
*Yes,I was soft but what he done is a cowardly gutless thing to those people*
*I'm glad we saw through him and saw the truth come out*
*Yes,people like that invite nothing but trouble and actually deserve it*
*Lunch and it's your shout*
*Why do I always have to shout?*
*Because I say so and I'm the BOSS*

Interview for the position of Community Manager, take #6

GoG: Good Morning Phako, please take a seat.

Phako: It's Phaolo.

GoG: My apologies Phako, that's how it's pronounced in Polish. Could you please state your qualifications?

Phako: Well, all the members here like me because I suck their butts, I can rim and type at the same time.

GoG: Impressive, any other qualifications, Phako?

Phako: It's Phaolo. I'll also whine incessantly and cry like a bitch if I don't get the job or my own way.

I'm also in line for a promotion at MaGoG, it's a site written in Notepad + for people like me.

GoG: Thank you Phako, don't let the firewall hit you on the way out.

INTERVIEW FOR THE POSITION OF COMMUNITY MANAGER.#6.

*Who's next Thedrick?*
*A Phaolo!?!?*
*Doesn't sound too good,get it in here*
*Take a seat Mr Phaolo*
*Si*
*What's that?*
*Nutting*
*Nutting,what's going on here?*
*You speak English?*
*Si*
*WHAT?*
*Why is he saying yourself for,Thedrick?*
*I have no idea Ralph*
*Mr Phaolo do you understand English?*
*Si*
*Okay,forget it.Now Mr Phaolo what qualifications do you have for this position?*
*Ima ahh howa youa saya ina engish uma Doctorio*
*Doctor?!?*
*Si*
Let me ask you something different........Do you know Sly the Ita.......*
*Si si mya howa youa saya tird cousina*
*Are you trying to say Sly is your third cousin?*
*Si si*
*Okay now we are getting somewhere and it explains a lot to us*
*Mr Phaolo you are available for a second and third interview ?*
*Si*
*Good we will call you*
*Si*
3 minutes later.
*Thedrick can you show Mr Phaolo out and I mean on to the street?*
*Yes,Ralph*
5 minutes later.
*Ahh Thedrick all good?*
*Yes Ralph,I think*
*What do mean,I think?*
*He couldn't remember how he got here*
*So what did you do?*
*I put him in a taxi*
*Good thinking so all good then*
cough...*I don't know about that*
*What's the problem now?*
*The taxi driver asked him where to and he said Si*
*WHAT!*
*It's okay,the taxi driver and I went through his wallet for an address*
*Good thinking,now all good?*
*Wel...I we think so,no no it's all good Boss*
*Finally,let's go to lunch!*
*Si*
*THEDRICK! don't you start siing*

In our dreams!