LeonardoCornejo: Well. At least this time it was no me. But hey. I am certainly not the most bizarre in my sexual practices and preferences. In real life I am actually kind of boring at that. I am all for crazy things in fiction, but in real life there are lines I would not cross. Like the previously mentioned gerbils.
zeogold: ... *ahem*
Maybe it's my Christian presence or something. I think it scares tinyE. Let's see if this works to drive him away.
http://i.imgur.com/UwqZZ.jpg Hey. It is a great idea to carry one of those arround. You never know when you will need to perform a jury rigged emergency blessing. I mean, even if it is just out of tradition, sometimes the priest is missing. That happened when my grandfather died, we needed a naighbor with some religious experience to perform the rites because the local priest was too bussy (Good old granpa died right after christmass).
Edit: Noice that I am sort of an atheist, but hey, not everyone in the family is.