GoG Weekly, Season 3, Division 2, Week 7
Winter is raging behind the windows, grab your favorite hot beverage and tip the results for division 2. With just a little bit of luck the chaos duels will not kill us.
Half Moon Bombers (Goblins) vs End Boss Brawlers (Nurgle)
Nurgle champions are going to meet master of irregular, even chaotic tactics. When you see Bombers on the pitch you can be sure of only one thing: no tactics plan of the opposition will be useful. There 'll be chaos on the pitch, no will be safe from bomb or chain and ball. As Bombers never really bother with making up some plan, we think they will win, despite the death of few players. 2-1 for Bombers.
Deep and Bloody (Orc) vs The Armored Seagulls (Human)
Two representatives of two different civilization are going to kick each other. Will the lousy human passing game overcome the lousy poetry of orc? No one can be sure of anything, humans do not play well this season and orc overslept the start after reading the poetry to the nymphs in the rain. 1-1 tie
Mo'ar Dakka! (Orc) vs Undead Fight Champs (Undead)
The allmighty warband of fearsome warboss WereCrow are on the rampage, they are going to plunder the tombs of forgotten kings. But guards of those kings do not fear, do not sleep, do no fall back. They are waiting for the opportunity to score. If ghouls are going to survive Fight Champs will win, by 1 TD.
Systematic Chaos (Chaos) vs Red Spiky Team (Chaos)
System, spikes, red, blood..blah. Just another pushing in the mid field and tons of hope for early casualty. This match will be regular one of the would-be play-off contenders. Fluffy and Flurry minotaur gives slight edge to the Red Spiky team, so they will probably win. If they know what to do with the ball. Spiky by 1 TD.
Screams of Frogs (Lizard) vs Hamburg Hammerfists (Dwarf)
It looks like Frogs finally find the ball and start to play the BloodBowl. But it is a very long way to Hamburg, north you go by the river Elbe. This match will not be won by swimming. Dwarves are favorites and will win by 1TD.
Nagarthe Decadence (Dark Elf) vs DeathGate (Amazons)
Wohooo this match will be hot. Have you seen that leather corset of the trans-exual witch? And those spiky boots of whole zon team? If there will be raining and lot of mud on the pitch, this game will surely be voted the match of the year. Overall cuteness to DeahGate, overall dominatrix to Decadence. Elves by 2 TD.
Forestdwellers (Elf) vs The Roving Band (Necro)
Street gang from the Forest city will meet the never get tired Band of zombies. Zombies are reliable, versatile and can take the hit. Sadly they forget easily, there is no water on the pitch so new boats will not help them to outrun the elves. Forestdwellers will win by 3 TD, The Roving Band will score 3 injuries.
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sorry for so many edits. Dont know why, I mixed up present tense with the past one a lot..
Post edited December 03, 2013 by kanarek