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iippo: 1-0 for the dwarfs. Could have been 2-0 easily, but troll slayer refused to pick up the ball on three last turns.

Vamps sucked. Alot. The only good thing was that the worst CAS i suffered was one MNG thrall, despite my team getting hit all the time.

The overall theme of the game was that every single vamps dodge failed, every GFI failed, pro failed and blocks were mostly gently pushes. Zero CAS/KO caused i think. also i didnt even have to try to pick up the ball since turn 1.
Your none-luck with the dice was actually quite impressive - only 55% of your dodge rolls succeeded!
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HannoB: I know one Troll slayer who is still on the pitch, together with 50 balls, and practicing ball handling, while the rest of the team is on the sideline with barbecue and beer.
Wrong tactic, this way he'll just develop develop a mental block.

Try it with psychology. "This isn't a ball, it's a mug of beer that your pal has thrown in your direction ..." ;)
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Psyringe: Try it with psychology.
For every ball picked up and hold on to for more than 3 seconds he gets a mug of beer for motivation ;-). At the moment he is handling balls very efficiently, for someone with 6 mugs of beer already.
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Psyringe: Try it with psychology.
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HannoB: For every ball picked up and hold on to for more than 3 seconds he gets a mug of beer for motivation ;-). At the moment he is handling balls very efficiently, for someone with 6 mugs of beer already.
There's still an open debate whether the stuff that runs through a dwarf's veins is blood or beer. ;)

Which reminds me - I've heard rumors that a couple of dwarven groupies visited the vampire's changing room before the match started. Was this part of a devious dwarven tactic? Did the vampires play so absent-minded because they had feasted on too much high-proof? ;)
Post edited August 13, 2013 by Psyringe
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HannoB: For every ball picked up and hold on to for more than 3 seconds he gets a mug of beer for motivation ;-). At the moment he is handling balls very efficiently, for someone with 6 mugs of beer already.
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Psyringe: There's still an open debate whether the stuff that runs through a dwarf's veins is blood or beer. ;)

Which reminds me - I've heard rumors that a couple of dwarven groupies visited the vampire's changing room before the match started. Was this part of a devious dwarven tactic? Did the vampires play so absent-minded because they had feasted on too much high-proof? ;)
They tried to free the thralls from their bond by means of alcohol induced poisoning. Alas it did not work to free them, but to get them drunk enough to play "absent-minded" ;-)
Tsts, kanarek is reading the GOG forum while playing his match. ;)

*waves hands wildly* I'm in Teeee-Veeee!!! ;)
3-0 loss for The Armored Seagulls.

One player out with MNG, but it was an unskilled lino, no major loss.

One levelup, and a lino now has Wrestle.

Was a fine game, but the less said about it by me right now, the better.

Replay here:
http://wikisend.com/download/179696/Weekly_S2_D2_R8_Zeta-Michal.db
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Psyringe: Tsts, kanarek is reading the GOG forum while playing his match. ;)

*waves hands wildly* I'm in Teeee-Veeee!!! ;)
wave back

Zeta was really unlucky in the first half, that allowed me to quickly scored 2 TDs, so big ugly fireball that nearly killed my dear Emil and send the second thrower out of the pitch was just a minor set-back. Catcher safely run for the TD zone and with a little push from Zeta lineman scored the 3rd and final TD of the match.

BTW my ogre got the MVP and rolled double:)). Block, block, block!
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HannoB: For every ball picked up and hold on to for more than 3 seconds he gets a mug of beer for motivation ;-). At the moment he is handling balls very efficiently, for someone with 6 mugs of beer already.
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Psyringe: There's still an open debate whether the stuff that runs through a dwarf's veins is blood or beer. ;)

Which reminds me - I've heard rumors that a couple of dwarven groupies visited the vampire's changing room before the match started. Was this part of a devious dwarven tactic? Did the vampires play so absent-minded because they had feasted on too much high-proof? ;)
well, the vampire coach certainly hadnt had his part of the beer. just before match against zeta, 2 liters was tested to be sufficient amount.
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kanarek: BTW my ogre got the MVP and rolled double:)). Block, block, block!
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iippo: 1-0 for the dwarfs. Could have been 2-0 easily, but troll slayer refused to pick up the ball on three last turns.

Vamps sucked. Alot. The only good thing was that the worst CAS i suffered was one MNG thrall, despite my team getting hit all the time.

The overall theme of the game was that every single vamps dodge failed, every GFI failed, pro failed and blocks were mostly gently pushes. Zero CAS/KO caused i think. also i didnt even have to try to pick up the ball since turn 1.
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Piranjade: Your none-luck with the dice was actually quite impressive - only 55% of your dodge rolls succeeded!
felt like more like 0.55%... got to do some dodging exercises with snotties :D

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oh, if you later on see me taking piling on as the first skill for the whole team (whatever it is) on season three, now worries - its just me trying to get over my trauma of repeatedly seeing my whole team lying on the ground and doing nothing useful.
Post edited August 13, 2013 by iippo
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iippo: oh, if you later on see me taking piling on as the first skill for the whole team (whatever it is) on season three, now worries - its just me trying to get over my trauma of repeatedly seeing my whole team lying on the ground and doing nothing useful.
Norse plague is going to be back? Or have you already swear your allegiance to chaos gods?
Custodians vs. Raging Pink Lizards will be staged on Sunday. Time isn't fix yet.

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kanarek: BTW my ogre got the MVP and rolled double:)). Block, block, block!
Can we please exchange our Ogres? I can assure you mighty Haegr can drink lots of lots of beer instead of beeing able to block with Block. You wont miss it. ^^
Post edited August 14, 2013 by chaos_panda
nah nah, he also has GUARD (love it) and break tackle. That cant be evened by any beer drinking contest.
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kanarek: nah nah, he also has GUARD (love it) and break tackle. That cant be evened by any beer drinking contest.
dammit. ;D
Post edited August 14, 2013 by chaos_panda
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iippo: oh, if you later on see me taking piling on as the first skill for the whole team (whatever it is) on season three, now worries - its just me trying to get over my trauma of repeatedly seeing my whole team lying on the ground and doing nothing useful.
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kanarek: Norse plague is going to be back? Or have you already swear your allegiance to chaos gods?
naah, norse are fun but ive already had season with them.

Chaos teams we have so many, ill be avoiding them i believe.

...But there are plenty teams with lots and lots of delicious S-access piling-on possibilities, if thats the only way to "rid my traumas" so to speak :D
i hope you are not going to play another "traumaSAURUS" team :)

what are you going to choose? orc team? dwarves? humans? I am thinking about switching too and cant decide between bashing or passing:(