Yay! Eh... I mean... Oh, shit (or do I?).

I have the best two pair hand ;-)

Here comes the river:


Table #1

Queen of Spades (Q ♠) ■ Ten of Spades (10 ♠) ■ Seven of Diamonds (7 ♦) ■ Two of Hearts (2 ♥) ■ Ten of Hearts (10 ♥)


Table #2

King of Diamonds (K ♦) ■ Seven of Hearts (7 ♥) ■ Seven of Clubs (7 ♣) ■ King of Hearts (K ♥) ■ Three of Spades (3 ♠)


Table #3

Two of Diamonds (2 ♦) ■ Jack of Clubs (J ♣) ■ Ace of Spades (A ♠) ■ Queen of Spades (Q ♠) ■ Seven of Diamonds (7 ♦)



I'll reveal each player's hand tomorrow and give all the new cards for the final round...

If anyone needs to consult a psychologist, the house has just hired <span class="bold">Dr. Buddy Rydell</span>...

Oh. I'll go high-card this time. And my high card is a really low card. :P

Uh oh...

YES! Three pairs! You have no chances, friends. Wait... Something ain't right.

Well, I can hardly hope on winning but at least there's a hope that a pair will save my ass from losing. :)

Oh, shit! Eh... I mean... Yay (or do I?).

Community cards


Table # 1:

│ Q ♠ | 10 ♠ │ 7 ♦ │ 2 ♥ │ 10 ♥ │


Table # 2:

│ K ♦ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ K ♥ │ 3 ♠ │


Table # 3:

│ 2 ♦ │ J ♣ │ A ♠ │ Q ♠ │ 7 ♦ │





The showdowns


Table # 1:


Player 1: madth3 ( 8 ♥ ⁞ A ♣ )
Pair of Tens, Ace Kicker

│ 10 ♥ │ 10 ♠ │ A ♣ │ Q ♠ │ 8 ♥ │ 7 ♦ │ 2 ♥ │


Player 2: helpo1 ( 5 ♥ ⁞ 4 ♦ )
Pair of Tens, Queen Kicker

│ 10 ♥ │ 10 ♠ │ Q ♠ │ 7 ♦ │ 5 ♥ │ 4 ♦ │ 2 ♥ │


Player 3: snowkatt ( K ♥ ⁞ 3 ♥ )
Pair of Tens, King Kicker

│ 10 ♥ │ 10 ♠ │ K ♥ │ Q ♠ │ 7 ♦ │ 3 ♥ | 2 ♥ │


Player 4: BranjoHello ( 2 ♣ ⁞ K ♦ )
Two Pairs (Tens and Deuces)

│ 10 ♥ │ 10 ♠ │ 2 ♥ │ 2 ♣ │ K ♦ │ Q ♠ │ 7 ♦ │


Player 5: duragon ( J ♦ ⁞ 7 ♥ )
Two Pairs (Tens and Sevens)

│ 10 ♥ │ 10 ♠ │ 7 ♦ │ 7 ♥ │ Q ♠ │ J ♦ │ 2 ♥ │




Table # 2:


Player 1: PaterAlf ( 6 ♥ ⁞ K ♠ )
Full House

│ K ♠ │ K ♦ │ K ♥ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ 6 ♥ │ 3 ♠ │


Player 2: ZFR ( 9 ♠ ⁞ 10 ♦ )
Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Ten Kicker

│ K ♦ │ K ♥ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ 10 ♦ │ 9 ♠ │ 3 ♠ │


Player 3: trentonlf ( 2 ♣ ⁞ A ♠ )
Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Ace Kicker

│ K ♦ │ K ♥ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ A ♠ │ 3 ♠ │ 2 ♣ │


Player 4: Dessimu ( 4 ♣ ⁞ 3 ♦ )
Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Four Kicker

│ K ♦ │ K ♥ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ 4 ♣ │ 3 ♠ │ 3 ♦ │


Player 5: Austrobogulator ( J ♦ ⁞ 3 ♥ )
Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Jack Kicker

│ K ♦ │ K ♥ │ 7 ♥ │ 7 ♣ │ J ♦ │ 3 ♠ │ 3 ♥ │




Table # 3:


Player 1: DeMignon ( 8 ♥ ⁞ 9 ♠ )
Ace High, Nine Kicker

│ A ♠ │ Q ♠ │ J ♣ │ 9 ♠ │ 8 ♥ │ 7 ♦ │ 2 ♦ │


Player 2: chadjenofsky ( J ♦ ⁞ K ♦ )
Pair of Jacks

│ J ♦ │ J ♣ │ A ♠ │ K ♦ │ Q ♠ │ 7 ♦ │ 2 ♦ │


Player 3: RWarehall ( 10 ♥ ⁞ 3 ♥ )
Ace High, Ten Kicker

│ A ♠ │ Q ♠ │ J ♣ │ 10 ♥ │ 7 ♦ │ 3 ♥ │ 2 ♦ │


Player 4: Chandoraa ( 10 ♦ ⁞ 4 ♦ )
Ace High, Ten Kicker

│ A ♠ │ Q ♠ │ J ♣ │ 10 ♦ │ 7 ♦ │ 4 ♦ │ 2 ♦ │


Player 5: samlii ( K ♠ ⁞ 5 ♥ )
Ace High, King Kicker

│ A ♠ │ K ♠ │ Q ♠ │ J ♣ │ 7 ♦ │ 5 ♥ │ 2 ♦ │





Tricky split at the third table


There is a tie between four players at the third table, they all have Ace High. Demigion is doomed with a Nine Kicker, and samlii dodged a bullet with a King Kicker. RWarehall and Chandoraa both have a Ten Kicker, and in Texas hold 'em, only the top 5 cards play, so their Five and Four are useless to determine who has the best hand. If they were playing together, we would have a split...


According to rule #14, I've used Random.org again, and here's the result:

▪ RWarehall: Three of Hearts (3 ♥) and King of Diamonds (K ♦)
▪ Chandoraa: Jack of Diamonds (J ♦) and Six of Clubs (6 ♣)

Congratulations to RWarehall, with a King of Diamonds, he doesn't have to play at the losers' table.





Opening round: Rankings


Table # 1:

1: duragon ( J ♦ ⁞ 7 ♥ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Tens and Sevens)
2: BranjoHello ( 2 ♣ ⁞ K ♦ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Tens and Deuces)
3: madth3 ( 8 ♥ ⁞ A ♣ ) · · · · · · Pair of Tens, Ace Kicker
4: snowkatt ( K ♥ ⁞ 3 ♥ ) · · · · · · Pair of Tens, King Kicker
5: helpo1 ( 5 ♥ ⁞ 4 ♦ ) · · · · · · Pair of Tens, Queen Kicker


Table # 2:

1: PaterAlf ( 6 ♥ ⁞ K ♠ ) · · · · · · Full House
2: trentonlf ( 2 ♣ ⁞ A ♠ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Ace Kicker
3: Austrobogulator ( J ♦ ⁞ 3 ♥ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Jack Kicker
4: ZFR ( 9 ♠ ⁞ 10 ♦ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Ten Kicker
5: Dessimu ( 4 ♣ ⁞ 3 ♦ ) · · · · · · Two Pairs (Kings and Sevens), Four Kicker


Table # 3:

1: chadjenofsky ( J ♦ ⁞ K ♦ ) · · · · · · Pair of Jacks
2: samlii ( K ♠ ⁞ 5 ♥ ) · · · · · · Ace High, King Kicker
3: RWarehall ( 10 ♥ ⁞ 3 ♥ ) · · · · · · Ace High, Ten Kicker → King High
4: Chandoraa ( 10 ♦ ⁞ 4 ♦ ) · · · · · · Ace High, Ten Kicker → Jack High
5: DeMignon ( 8 ♥ ⁞ 9 ♠ ) · · · · · · Ace High, Nine Kicker





Players in the final round


Table # 1 - Winners:

Player 1: chadjenofsky
Player 2: duragon
Player 3: samlii
Player 4: PaterAlf
Player 5: trentonlf
Player 6: BranjoHello


Table # 2 - Losers:

Player 1: snowkatt
Player 2: ZFR
Player 3: helpo1
Player 4: DeMignon
Player 5: Dessimu
Player 6: Chandoraa


NOTE: Table positions were randomly assigned.




Give me a few minutes to shuffle two new decks and send all the cards for the final round...


Good luck everyone!

Oh well, the Ace kicker was good enough for the exact middle.

Good luck!

Come on Lady Luck!! Daddy needs a new game :-)

All cards were sent!...

Good luck everyone! :-)

*raises glass to HSL*
Thanks buddy!!