*smiles at madth3 trying to make a poker face*

*rises the left eyebrow and checks the players from left to right*

*Obliviously twiddles thumbs, à la Homer Simpson (sorry I couldn't find this in English, enjoy the European Spanish voice acting!).

*scratches head and wonders why it's called a driveway when you park on it and a parkway when you drive on it*

*Grabbing a fistful of peanuts and drinking rosé*

So, it begins !

*cackles*

*catches myself and tries for a blank face*

Pass the peanuts, will you?

*sees madth3 turning blue and executes Heimlich maneuver

*spits a peanut, breaths again*

"ooh!"

*finds a peanut on the ground and eats it.*

The dealer finally deals a flop...


TABLE #1

▐▌ Queen of Spades (Q ♠) ▐▌ Ten of Spades (10 ♠) ▐▌ Seven of Diamonds (7 ♦) ▐▌


TABLE #2

▐▌ King of Diamonds (K ♦) ▐▌ Seven of Hearts (7 ♥) ▐▌ Seven of Clubs (7 ♣) ▐▌


TABLE #3

▐▌ Two of Diamonds (2 ♦) ▐▌ Jack of Clubs (J ♣) ▐▌ Ace of Spades (A ♠) ▐▌



For your convenience, the house supplies free accessories to any interested player... Take a look at the attachment and make your choice!

...

YESSSSSS! I HAVE A PAIR OF 7s!

* looks back at table 2 and wonder why everyone is laughing at Austrobogulator *

I think there will be higher than a Straight this time !