Oh, the irony! Here I am, the maestro of mischief, and I end up getting squashed by a rhino wearing a toupee. Talk about a fowl encounter! Note to self: Pranks work better from a standing position. Lesson learned, universe!

Tenty, you deliver Mr Whuffles, completed the task but not much else: 2.
Zhabokhrobae, you are discusting, but you reminded me to Family Guy: 4.

Panting and gasping but grinning from ear to ear, Kisha twirls over the heads of the crowd, thrilled at having performed well, and without anyone getting hurt in any way. A few moments later, all that magic she used catches up to her and she just manages to sort of tumble back to her place, exhausted but content, and settles in, struggling to keep her eyes open for the last few acts.

Jabbar shook his clothes off the sand and thanked everyone for coming to the atmosphere change.
- We are better and funnier thanks to this event.

And special dedication from top excited Goger, and I had to paste pictures. Happy Thoughts! : )

Hello everyone and especially our host, Doc0075!

Please, do not worry about this Giveaway! Real life responsibilities and personal health care are more important than anything else.

We all are so grateful for your tremendous generosity and creativity both in your past, current (and potential future) endeavors.

You have a great talent in writing and a rich pool of ideas to surprise this community year after year, one pleasant giveaway after the other, bringing so much joy and laughter to everyone.

We are looking forward to whatever future journeys you bless us with, whenever you are ready and available again!
(And maybe, there will be a continuation of the other acts of the clown school... I was especially curious about the outcome of the next event whose description and response had enough ambiguity to nurrish imagination.)


(Oh, and I am sorry for my late reaction. I was offline for quite some time.)
Thank you so much for this vivid and 100% fitting depiction of my little clown-wannabees, Jeff & Greg.

You put again a huge smile on my face! ;-)

Kind regards,
foxgog

(60) Him-Self walks around the tent in his over-sized clown shoes. He approaches a smartly dressed man and asks him to sniff the flower he is twirling. The man snorts and says "As if..." just as he finishes speaking, two fairies fly down holding custard pies and sandwich his head between them with a loud splat.
Him-Self laughs "Should have sniffed the flower Bub" and leaves to find his car, Mr Whuffles.

(27) Don Queijo the Cheese is conscious of the eyes on him as he stuffs his face with cheese bread. He looks up at the crowd and grins, crumbs falling from his mouth.
"If I remember correctly, the last time that I was someone’s type was when I was donating blood in the blood drive."
He walks off in search of his car, leaving a trail of cheesy crumbs which attract space pigeons (space pigeons are the same as normal pigeons, except they are purple... and have laser eyes. Pew pew).

Him-Self and Don Queijo the Cheese finding driving alongside each other both wondering why nothing has fallen for them to juggle.
A shadowy figure clears his throat "It appears that there is a blockage with the items that fall from space tube. I expect you two numpties to keep the crowd amused in the meantime."

Both clowns climb onto their respective car roofs and get ready for an 'I say, I say, I say' off.
Don Queijo the Cheese starts "I say, I say, I say my wife's gone on holiday to the West Indies.
Jamaica?
No she went on her own free will."

Him-self responds "I say I say I say my dog has no nose.
How does it smell?
Terrible."

Don Queijo the Cheese "I say I say I say my wife's had an accident on a volcano.
Krakatoa?
No she broke her leg."

Him-self "I say I say, my cousin has gone on a singing tour of Korea
Seoul?
No, R&B mainly!"

I really loved that drunkard story. It was funny and cute and paints a nice visualization of the story.
Also carries a nice moral take home message! Looking forward to meet Mrs. Hip Flask too!

(63) Sweety Pastey limbers up in the aisles to get ready for her turn to perform. She somersaults and cartwheels her way down to Snookums, giving the bar area a wide berth on her way.

(88) Kaida Tsukiya watches the gymnast make her way to her car, drawing admiring glances from the crowd, and thinks, I can do that.
She rubs the energy-sensing crystal resting on her chest and feels vitality flow into her limbs. She too performs a series of somersaults and cartwheels to arrive by Mr Whuffles.

Both contestants squeeze into their respective cars and both prove to be poor drivers. They drive side by side, scraping against each other and careen into the shadowy alcove at the far end of the tent.
They burst free of the shadows with a certain startled omnipotent being on one car roof and his tea and crumpets on top of the other car.
A Dwarf in a pink tutu laughs at proceedings as both women stop their cars and run to hide in the crowd.

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(89) Slim Lazy aka EmWannaBe swings his yellow balloon hammer above his head grabs his crotch and raps -
"I'm beginnin' to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now, who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
They said I rap like a clownbot, so call me Rap-bot"
He makes his to the waiting Snookums, his clown trousers hanging halfway down his bum.

(90) The Clown of Eternal Laughter looks around the crowd, smiling as he always does. There are several gasps as people recognise him as the clown from their dreams. He laughs raucously and waddles down to Mr Whuffles.

Slim Lazy pimps his ride and Snookums gives a gold toothed grin as shades cover his headlights. As he drives along, two elderly ladies sat around a table fall from above.
Slim catches them expertly and proceeds to juggle them while pulling up a chair to join them for tea.
"Yo, Mrs H, pass over one of them cream cakes." He nods his head in appreciation to the old girl as she duly obliges.
The other lady proudly hands him a jumper "Look, it has flaps to free your nipples, shimmy shimmy ya young man!"
Slim takes the jumper with a grin and replies "Thanks Grandma".

The Clown of Eternal Laughter falls asleep at the wheel of his car as he is driving. He is puzzled to find himself wandering down a dark alley when he hears footsteps from behind.
He spins around, smiling as always, and is faced by a disfigured man with long blades for fingernails.
"I hear you like to haunt peoples dreams?" Freddy says "I'm afraid that gig is already taken!" and he approaches the shiny clown menacingly.
The Clown of Eternal Laughter tries to run but looks down to see his feet being held by those whose minds he altered in their sleep.
Freddy Krueger laughs as he brings his blades to bear.
The Clown of Eternal Laughter wakes in a sweat, Mr Whuffles having come to a stop, and looks down at the slashes across his chest. Then he laughs, he laughs raucously as he turns his smile towards the watching crowd, sending shivers down their spines.

Congratulations. Epic achievement unlocked.

Stranger nods his head slowly in admiration at the end of the last performance.
Then he comes up with an idea to organize an afterparty for the occasion, to which he wants to invite everyone. To do this, he instinctively weaves a stone golem, attaches a large red nose to it, and gives it a bunch of red balloons. He sends it to the School participants to invite them to the party.
And everything would be fine if he hadn't ordered it to be very convincing...

Yoooo Greg is so dry yet so epic!
You wrote him perfectly!

Da Jinxah brings his strategic supply of marmalades.
"Hey, everyone! Let's celebrate the end of the first round! Free sweets for all! Yay!"

[Hue's Personal Tablet]

Notepad - Clown School Peer Review (saved)

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Don Queijo the Cheese - 3
I see the appeal but your jokes are far too cheesy to be entertaining. I understand it's not your fault so you get 3 points.

Him-Self - 4
Back on Earth-001 all these self-proclaimed "pranksters" either commit felonies or do the softest prank conceivable.
Why can't they just hire fairies and find a middle ground? Anyway, your actual performance was terrible. You're not
even cheese how am I supposed to excuse that? 4 points for epic prank.
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Thx for the recent entertaining posts, Doc! :) Really funny stuff! Some of my personal favs that had me chuckling:

"Uncle Bonzoo" being tormented by cheering children he never meant to be kind to. xD

Chris the mouse squealing with delight at discovering its host dreams about being a cheese taster at a cheese factory. :P

Walden's joke about a "martian-mallow" had me in tears! LOL! It was so bad that it was too good a joke. ;)

That Rhino wearing its best toupee, expecting to be juggled. :D

I especially laughed at the reappearance of the Dwarf in a pink tutu during Sweety Pastey's and Kaida Tsukiya's poor driving round. ROFL!

That elderly lady handing Slim Lazy a jumper and saying, "Look, it has flaps to free your nipples, shimmy shimmy ya young man!" xD

And finally, loved the Freddy Kruegar confrontation with the Clown of Eternal Laughter!