(14) Daffodil M.D. hears the bell that it is her turn to perform. Luckily she has almost finished the cosmetic surgery she has been tasked with to make a wealthy 'mature' woman look young again.
Daffodil stands up with a beaming smile "There, all done. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some clowning to do."
She hops onto her comically small motorcycle and speeds to where Mr Whuffles is waiting.
Her patient gropes with a wrinkled hand for a mirror in order to admire her new, younger look. The reflection has her gasp in both horror and outrage as all Daffodil has done is graft a bright red clown nose onto her face.

Creatures scatter in terror as the demon turned clown (59) Cornelius clip-clopped on hoofed feet through the tent. His eyes scoured the crowd, noting so many beings whose wrong doings deserved eternal torment at his hands but no, that was his past. This was the start of a new adventure full of endless possibilities.
As he approaches Snookums, he decides the little car could do with a bit more colour to better suit his style. He grabs a passing bespectacled man and nonchalantly rips him in half, using the blood to paint red smiley faces on the sides of the car.
He tries to stick the man back together again before remembering that it doesn't work like that with the living. With a shrug of his massive shoulders he says "whoops" and throws the human halves aside.

Daffodil cheerfully drives along with her big hair sticking out of the car windows. Three alien children of various species drop from above and she races to juggle them. All three complain of different ailments as they go round and round but even though Daffodil quickly diagnoses what is wrong, they stubbornly refuse to take any medicine she prescribes.
It is time to add some flavour to these cures, she thinks to herself.
For the elephant with a chickens head she crafts a pill in the form of a wriggling worm and he happily gobbles it up.
For the purple Gantazoid she makes a brew of scalding hot acid that he snorts through his ears.
For the humanoid from the planet Upsidedown she makes a toffee apple flavoured pill and he drops his pants and sits on it in order to consume the tablet (people from Upsidedown mouths are on their bottoms).
The three children sing happily that Daffodil is the bestest doctor ever as they are juggled.

Cornelius is enjoying the experience of driving as three despicable beings fall from the heavens. He quickly assesses their sins and grins wickedly as he finally sees his chance to get a tune out of his work.
Juggling them with ease he looks to the first terrified man and says "Ah, a rapist. You like to stick things where you have no right to stick them? I have just the thing for you!"
The demons presents a red hot poker and proceeds to shove it up the mans rectum to elicit the high pitched screams that he requires.
To the obscenely fat man he says, "Greed be your eternal damnation" and summons an imp to continuously shove cake down the crying mans throat resulting in low muffled grunting noises.
To the third man Cornelius tuts "You get your kicks from beating women?" he clicks his fingers and a pair of hob nailed boots appear to repeatedly kick him in the stomach producing a series of 'oofs' and gasps from the man.
Cornelius closes his eyes and smiles as the sounds combine to produce a musical masterpiece, in his mind anyway.