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Posted April 26, 2016
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apehater: with whom would you play it in coop, while sitting together on a couch?
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HereForTheBeer: Seven hot women
your couch must be huge! but i kinda doubt that one will find any woman, who would play that game without getting paid for that.
Posted April 26, 2016
I bet plenty of people are waiting for release. I have to say, it's a pretty ballsy game. Looks like it might be hard though. I wonder if there will be a single player mode to play with yourself.
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apehater: but i kinda doubt that one will find any woman, who would play that game without getting paid for that.
If half the things I've read about bachelorette parties is true, then they might be the majority of the audience.
Post edited April 26, 2016 by Breja
Posted April 26, 2016
Will GOG release it? :D
Posted April 26, 2016
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Azhdar: Will GOG release it? :D
i bet a gog version would be locked in us and heavily censored for other countries
Posted April 26, 2016
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HereForTheBeer: Seven hot women
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apehater: your couch must be huge! but i kinda doubt that one will find any woman, who would play that game without getting paid for that.
If I can find seven hot women to play it with me, then I'll figure out the couch situation. ; )

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Breja: Looks like it might be hard though.
Seems like it would be difficult to move around in that swarming HIVe. Maybe the tutorial has training AIDS.
Posted April 26, 2016
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apehater: your couch must be huge! but i kinda doubt that one will find any woman, who would play that game without getting paid for that.
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HereForTheBeer: If I can find seven hot women to play it with me, then I'll figure out the couch situation. ; )
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it'll be very tight, but you'll find a way to squeeze in :)
Posted April 26, 2016
Seems like a fun drunk game to have with people, But my god... 0_0
Posted April 26, 2016
Konchita Wurst' most favorite?
Posted April 26, 2016
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Lin545: Konchita Wurst' most favorite?
The Bearded Sausage would be a nice fit yes.
Posted April 26, 2016
I'm waiting for dt to flip the fuck out.
Posted April 26, 2016
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pimpmonkey2382.313: I'm waiting for dt to flip the fuck out.
Ninjad :P

https://www.gog.com/forum/general/genital_jousting_a_game_thatll_penetrate_you/post2
Posted April 26, 2016
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apehater: here's the devs website and a gameplay video

"Genital Jousting is a 4 to 8 player couch-sports game."

"It is about flacid penises and consensually penetrating your friends."

"It is in development. Release is set for 2016."

so who's going to buy it, when its done?
What the.....?
Posted April 26, 2016
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Who the hell made this game ?

This is the reason why I support abortion.
Posted April 26, 2016
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apehater: here's the devs website and a gameplay video

"Genital Jousting is a 4 to 8 player couch-sports game."

"It is about flacid penises and consensually penetrating your friends."

"It is in development. Release is set for 2016."

so who's going to buy it, when its done?
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Maxvorstadt: What the.....?
yep, its real, its not a bad dream :)
Posted April 26, 2016
This is simultaneously hilarious and highly disturbing. A true work of art.
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