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A Boy and His Boob

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Ahegao Chocolate
Post edited August 26, 2021 by user deleted
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ssling: Although with these visual novel crap it's kinda pointless as they already are almost porn. Sometimes even titles are perfect: A Kiss For The Petals - Maidens of Michael
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ZFR: Yeah, very often I see the news announcment and think "Ha, this has got to have a place in my thread" then I click on the link to the game and see it's a visual novel and my work is already done.
Just noticed the upcumming oddity Subverse. Was surprised to see a game like that getting added to GOG's catalog. And it certainly doesn't provide material for this thread here, as it is indeed porn. Unexpected.

Anyway, back to the usual programming:

Hetero Nutride
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chevkoch: Just noticed the upcumming oddity Subverse. Was surprised to see a game like that getting added to GOG's catalog. And it certainly doesn't provide material for this thread here, as it is indeed porn. Unexpected.
I agree. So weird to see a real porn game after all the fake ones we came up with.
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chevkoch: Just noticed the upcumming oddity Subverse. Was surprised to see a game like that getting added to GOG's catalog. And it certainly doesn't provide material for this thread here, as it is indeed porn. Unexpected.
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ZFR: I agree. So weird to see a real porn game after all the fake ones we came up with.
Perhaps shit got real, as they say. Feels weird for sure.
A story of a person who, what they lack in physical attractiveness, they make up in enthusiasm.

3 out of 10, Ep. 1: "Welcum To Shovingworks"
3 out of 10, Ep. 2: "Fellation 101"
3 out of 10, Ep. 3: "Bend Over Like A Champion"
3 out of 10, Ep. 4: "Thank You For Baring That Ass"
3 out of 10, Ep. 5: "The Dick Is Up!"
Post edited September 01, 2021 by frogthroat
Objects in Ass
thanks for games,lol.
Stepsis: Boner Totem
Murder Milfery Machine
A little excursion: porn films titled after movies (actual releases and just Photoshop speculations). Whoever came up with these, their minds sure seem to work like ours.

– Real porn films –

https://littleblacksubs.wordpress.com/2015/06/24/porn-versions-from-famous-movies/

Edward Penishands part 2, Bitanic, Raiders of the Lost Arse ...

https://littleblacksubs.wordpress.com/2017/05/22/porn-versions-from-famous-movies-2/

Hung Wankenstein, Game of Bones ...

– Photoshopped movie posters –

https://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/classic-films-porn/1/

50 Fisting Dates (that look on Drew Barrymore's face), Dong of the Dead, Fill Bill ...
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chevkoch: A little excursion:
Not bad. Not bad at all.

I got the idea for this thread from a Polish thread about making porn titles from book titles.
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ZFR: I got the idea for this thread from a Polish thread about making porn titles from book titles.
I mean I always imagined this thread having a wild origin story, like, involving a bunch of baboons with strap-ons and buckets (BUCKETS) of extra-chunky choco spread, but yeah, cool story anyway.
Now, for something properly left field, I was looking at this list of box art for breakfast cereal. Can you see the possibilities?

Sugar Fisted Flakes
Cocoa Muffs
Nookie-Crisp
Sugar Spanks
F*cky Charms
Corn Kinx
Cougar Jets
Apple Jack-Offs
Sir Gropefellow

or simply: Porn Flakes
There was always something pervy about those cereals...

So while offtoping a word of appreciation for craftsmanship of porngrind lyricist. Time to listen some good old Cock And Ball Torture \m/
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ssling: There was always something pervy about those cereals...

So while offtoping a word of appreciation for craftsmanship of porngrind lyricist. Time to listen some good old Cock And Ball Torture \m/
Pornflakes exist?! My mind, ears as well as loins are blown.