Posted October 15, 2015
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toxicTom
Big Daddy
Registered: Feb 2009
From Germany
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awalterj
maskless bandit
Registered: Nov 2013
From Switzerland
Posted October 15, 2015
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If Paper Please would make failing more fun and entertaining then I might have given it a second shot but the atmosphere is rather serious and Stalin-esque. You screw up, you don't contribute to the glory of Arstozka, you'll be replaced unceremoniously. My life is not yet quite so boring that I endulge in depressing retro comblock fantasies.
Post edited October 15, 2015 by awalterj
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Charon121
Gray Eminence
Registered: May 2011
From Croatia
Posted October 15, 2015
Being dull and unforgiving is the entire purpose of the game. :)
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-26527109
http://www.bbc.com/news/technology-26527109
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PaterAlf
Cookie Monster
Registered: Apr 2012
From Christmas Island
Posted October 16, 2015
End my world
This must be the worst and most pointless game I've played in a while.All you do is avoid falling meteroids, rockets and other stuff and collect power-ups and coins. If you have enough coins you can unlock new characters (which are all exactly the same except for the appearance) and try to avoid falling stuff with them.
Could have been fun for a while, but unfortunately success in this game has nothing to do with skill, but instead completely depends on luck. Most of the time you'll die, because there's a situation where it is impossible to escape.
If that's still not bad enough for you, the game also has horrendous graphics and an awful and completely repetitive soundtrack.
This must be the worst and most pointless game I've played in a while.All you do is avoid falling meteroids, rockets and other stuff and collect power-ups and coins. If you have enough coins you can unlock new characters (which are all exactly the same except for the appearance) and try to avoid falling stuff with them.
Could have been fun for a while, but unfortunately success in this game has nothing to do with skill, but instead completely depends on luck. Most of the time you'll die, because there's a situation where it is impossible to escape.
If that's still not bad enough for you, the game also has horrendous graphics and an awful and completely repetitive soundtrack.
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ScotchMonkey
60.27% Through!
Registered: Apr 2012
From Denmark
Posted October 25, 2015
I liked a lot of the mechanics, but the story was one of the worst and by th end I was just glad to be done with it. I totally fixed a lot of what went wrong in FC2.
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bler144
μαϊμού
Registered: Dec 2013
From United States
Posted October 25, 2015
In the Cry vein, I think it's time to admit I've thrown in the towel on Crysis 2: Maximum Edition. I think I last actually played it over a year ago. Logged in today just to see where I was in the story (about 2/3 of the way through), and to see if I was within 4-5 hours of finished. Nope.
The story is underwhelming, the environments well drawn but mostly sterile and linear, and the combat is mixed.
The nanosuit essentially is the entire story. For certain fights it's completely OP, and in others a bit frustrating. Rarely felt like it was the sweet spot I think they intended.
Just fired up STALKER: Clear Sky instead, and do still intend to play through Far Cry 2 & 3 at some point.
The story is underwhelming, the environments well drawn but mostly sterile and linear, and the combat is mixed.
The nanosuit essentially is the entire story. For certain fights it's completely OP, and in others a bit frustrating. Rarely felt like it was the sweet spot I think they intended.
Just fired up STALKER: Clear Sky instead, and do still intend to play through Far Cry 2 & 3 at some point.
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ScotchMonkey
60.27% Through!
Registered: Apr 2012
From Denmark
Posted October 25, 2015
Painkiller Black
Bought it years ago at retail and couldn't get it to work.
Decent game for what it is but it is just not what I am looking for right now.
Bought it years ago at retail and couldn't get it to work.
Decent game for what it is but it is just not what I am looking for right now.
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01kipper
Keane survivor
Registered: Nov 2013
From Canada
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Enebias
0451
Registered: Aug 2013
From Italy
Posted October 26, 2015
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(...)
However, the gameplay itself I did not fully enjoy for a number of reasons:
(...)
What finally made me quit? I started playing Shadow Warrior (Classic) on my desktop computer and realised how much more FUN it is in every way, after that I could not bring myself to go back.
I'll have to defend the developers on a couple of them, though: concerning points 3 and 5, you must take in consideration that the game was made with a very small budget; since the result is -at least, imo- both graphically and mechanically unbelievably superior to a standard AAA shooter of recent times, even those objective, forced limitations are a good display of talent.
Also, regarding 4, that was a main mechanic of the game, and (strange as it may sound, coming from al old school FPS purist like me) I found it very balanced. Imo, the way the game is meant to be played and where the chi-healing really shines is from hard difficulty to the top, the lower ones being there to allow more accessibility (or a fun berserking slaughter :P).
At cost of sounding "elitist", I would say that this game should be played on PC; having barely tried the console version out of curiosity my opinion is only marginally informed, yet it didn't really feel the same. Also, the gamepad doesn't definitely hold well the transition form mouse and keyboard like some other more famous big name shooters do.
It's the specular thing I would say about Darksiders (which I have recently completed): it is a console game trough and trough, and playing it with M+K would just be a pain while the pad controls are perfect.
I would recommend you to try it with mouse and keyboard, if you ever have the chance. Maybe it would change your mind!
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01kipper
Keane survivor
Registered: Nov 2013
From Canada
Posted October 26, 2015
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Also, regarding 4, that was a main mechanic of the game
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At cost of sounding "elitist", I would say that this game should be played on PC... the gamepad doesn't definitely hold well the transition form mouse and keyboard... I would recommend you to try it with mouse and keyboard, if you ever have the chance. Maybe it would change your mind!
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dick1982
-120 Club. ♥XX
Registered: Jul 2012
From United Kingdom
Posted October 26, 2015
Vangers: rather confusing and i'm bad with racing -like games these days
Cannon Fodder 1: Stuck at the ice map. those bazookas always get me.
Dungeon Keeper 1: apparently ,in order to beat the latter enemy dungeon keepers, i was suppose to capture a lord earlier on, convert him into a "knight" for my personal use and train him till he's level 8. i didn't do that.
and i uninstalled some games i've beaten a few times but kept playing them, if that counts as "quitting".
thought of deleting Shadow Warrior Classic along with SWP, but they don't take up a hell lot of space. maybe i'll try to explore the game with cheatcodes or something,
Cannon Fodder 1: Stuck at the ice map. those bazookas always get me.
Dungeon Keeper 1: apparently ,in order to beat the latter enemy dungeon keepers, i was suppose to capture a lord earlier on, convert him into a "knight" for my personal use and train him till he's level 8. i didn't do that.
and i uninstalled some games i've beaten a few times but kept playing them, if that counts as "quitting".
thought of deleting Shadow Warrior Classic along with SWP, but they don't take up a hell lot of space. maybe i'll try to explore the game with cheatcodes or something,
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01kipper
Keane survivor
Registered: Nov 2013
From Canada
Posted October 27, 2015
Tales from the Borderlands (PS4)
PSN has a free demo of Episode 1, so I thought I'd give it a shot. What a huge disappointment. I guess watching an animated movie interspersed with (seemingly meaningless) QTE and dialogue choices is what passes for an adventure "game" these days? Maybe I didn't give it long enough (I "played" it for about 30 minutes) but I just couldn't take any more, it was torture.
PSN has a free demo of Episode 1, so I thought I'd give it a shot. What a huge disappointment. I guess watching an animated movie interspersed with (seemingly meaningless) QTE and dialogue choices is what passes for an adventure "game" these days? Maybe I didn't give it long enough (I "played" it for about 30 minutes) but I just couldn't take any more, it was torture.
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HeDanny
Grumpy Old Man
Registered: Dec 2009
From Australia
Posted October 27, 2015
Having recently discovered the pure addictive genius of <span class="bold">Hitman: Sniper</span> I went looking for .. anything to give me a fix of simillar satisfying goodness, only on PC, because Android touchscreen gaming sucks. I was not successful. At all.
Hitman: Agent 47 (GOG)
I game from the couch. With a controller. Trying to juggle a keyboard is simply not worth the effort. Especially since I could not work out why the "action" button did not .. action. Feeling like a total moron for not being able to get the elevator to move, or the door to open, or pick up stuff etc etc was the complete opposite of fun.
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (GOG)
Could not even get it to work.
Hitman: Contracts
Worked fine. Played fine. Walking through that initial location was just as disturbing and goosebumpy as I remembered from all those years ago when I originally played it. Buuut.. No Gamepad support meant I was never going to play it for long, and likely never be played again.
Hitman: Absolution (Steam)
..is not a Hitman game. It still looked quite good tho, so technically this shouldn't be here as I .. might go back to it. maybe.
Sniper: Elite (GoG)
Didn't run past the menu. C2D when trying to start game. :(
Sniper: Art of Victory (Steam)
hahaha!! NOPE
I now have a decision to make. Do I redeem that code for Hitman:Blood Money I've had since forever? Or do I continue to resist, hoping it will... eventually... come here to GOG? I've waited this long...
Hitman: Agent 47 (GOG)
I game from the couch. With a controller. Trying to juggle a keyboard is simply not worth the effort. Especially since I could not work out why the "action" button did not .. action. Feeling like a total moron for not being able to get the elevator to move, or the door to open, or pick up stuff etc etc was the complete opposite of fun.
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (GOG)
Could not even get it to work.
Hitman: Contracts
Worked fine. Played fine. Walking through that initial location was just as disturbing and goosebumpy as I remembered from all those years ago when I originally played it. Buuut.. No Gamepad support meant I was never going to play it for long, and likely never be played again.
Hitman: Absolution (Steam)
..is not a Hitman game. It still looked quite good tho, so technically this shouldn't be here as I .. might go back to it. maybe.
Sniper: Elite (GoG)
Didn't run past the menu. C2D when trying to start game. :(
Sniper: Art of Victory (Steam)
hahaha!! NOPE
I now have a decision to make. Do I redeem that code for Hitman:Blood Money I've had since forever? Or do I continue to resist, hoping it will... eventually... come here to GOG? I've waited this long...
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omega64
Something good
Registered: Apr 2012
From Netherlands
Posted October 28, 2015
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Hitman: Agent 47 (GOG)
I game from the couch. With a controller. Trying to juggle a keyboard is simply not worth the effort. Especially since I could not work out why the "action" button did not .. action. Feeling like a total moron for not being able to get the elevator to move, or the door to open, or pick up stuff etc etc was the complete opposite of fun.
Hitman 2: Silent Assassin (GOG)
Could not even get it to work.
Hitman: Contracts
Worked fine. Played fine. Walking through that initial location was just as disturbing and goosebumpy as I remembered from all those years ago when I originally played it. Buuut.. No Gamepad support meant I was never going to play it for long, and likely never be played again.
Hitman: Absolution (Steam)
..is not a Hitman game. It still looked quite good tho, so technically this shouldn't be here as I .. might go back to it. maybe.
Sniper: Elite (GoG)
Didn't run past the menu. C2D when trying to start game. :(
Sniper: Art of Victory (Steam)
hahaha!! NOPE
I now have a decision to make. Do I redeem that code for Hitman:Blood Money I've had since forever? Or do I continue to resist, hoping it will... eventually... come here to GOG? I've waited this long...
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01kipper
Keane survivor
Registered: Nov 2013
From Canada
Posted October 30, 2015
Redneck Rampage (GOG)
Played a bit of it, just didn’t appeal to me like I thought it would:
- Enemies too bullet-spongy.
- I didn’t find it funny (unlike Duke Nukem 3D and Shadow Warrior).
- Music was too loud and you cannot adjust the volume so I had to turn it off. Plus I had to go into the settings to turn the music off every time I loaded the game, very annoying.
Played a bit of it, just didn’t appeal to me like I thought it would:
- Enemies too bullet-spongy.
- I didn’t find it funny (unlike Duke Nukem 3D and Shadow Warrior).
- Music was too loud and you cannot adjust the volume so I had to turn it off. Plus I had to go into the settings to turn the music off every time I loaded the game, very annoying.