Posted August 09, 2015
Watch Dogs for the 360
Where to start?
Didn't have any hopes for this except to be decent distraction with a couple of neat mechanics. I was interested when the reveal came out but didn't hold my breath. It turned out to be one of the of the most miserable gaming experiences In the past 2 years.
-It looks awful
-The story is dull and thrown together like nobody gave a fuck.
-Driving is extremely bad. Like Alone in the Dark bad.
-You have the same few mission types that get old pretty quick.
-The pipe alignment hacking Minni game is something you will come to detest for its ripoff quality.
-Some of the hacking exploits don't work 90% of the time like the traffic intersection jam causer.
-AI is inconsistent, they seem to be really good at flanking you but mostly stand out in the open instead of using cover.
-Reputation system is inconsistent. You will be penalized for shooting a bystander, but not for stealing his life savings.
-Cover system is imprecise and wonkey. It imitates the SC Blacklist system (which is excellent) but fails miserably.
-Skill tree is full of crap you will never use or get an opportunity to use.
Aiden has great animation as a character though. Really detailed and nuanced. Great job for that at least.
Everything you were shown in the trailers or E3 teasers was a giant lie.
Not to mention PC players couldn't play it when it came out due to the much detested (rightfully so) Uplay.
Fuck this game and fuck Ubisoft for lying again and again.
Fuck them.
Where to start?
Didn't have any hopes for this except to be decent distraction with a couple of neat mechanics. I was interested when the reveal came out but didn't hold my breath. It turned out to be one of the of the most miserable gaming experiences In the past 2 years.
-It looks awful
-The story is dull and thrown together like nobody gave a fuck.
-Driving is extremely bad. Like Alone in the Dark bad.
-You have the same few mission types that get old pretty quick.
-The pipe alignment hacking Minni game is something you will come to detest for its ripoff quality.
-Some of the hacking exploits don't work 90% of the time like the traffic intersection jam causer.
-AI is inconsistent, they seem to be really good at flanking you but mostly stand out in the open instead of using cover.
-Reputation system is inconsistent. You will be penalized for shooting a bystander, but not for stealing his life savings.
-Cover system is imprecise and wonkey. It imitates the SC Blacklist system (which is excellent) but fails miserably.
-Skill tree is full of crap you will never use or get an opportunity to use.
Aiden has great animation as a character though. Really detailed and nuanced. Great job for that at least.
Everything you were shown in the trailers or E3 teasers was a giant lie.
Not to mention PC players couldn't play it when it came out due to the much detested (rightfully so) Uplay.
Fuck this game and fuck Ubisoft for lying again and again.
Fuck them.