Front Mission Evolved
Oh boy, where do i start with this mess... Can't say that i'm a big fanboy of the series since i've only played the third one, it was an amazing title that combined good gameplay (srpg), mechs (who doesn't love them) and a good story (not memorable but good).
Now, i was fully aware of how bad this game was rated but part of me thought it was due to the gameplay change and the other part only wanted to play a Mech game because there aren't many of those and the last one that i've played was Chromehounds (i miss you buddy).
So, what did i get in the end?
- The Story is awful, holy shit, the best way to describe is that this looks like something out of a (cheezy) morning cartoon, dumb clichés, dumb romance, dumb vilans and so on... Half of the time i was laughing at the terrible dialogues and the other i was rolling my eyes with what i was seeing...
- I would punch so hard on the balls (or vagina) of the person that thought it was a good idea to make sections where you control the main character on foot. WHAT THE HELL! IT'S A FCKING MECH GAME! It's so terrible, there's only 3 types of enemies, shotgun guy, machine gun guy and rocket guy. You guys want to guess how many weapons there is in this game? THREE! And oh, don't even think about grabbing the shotgun, considering how terrible the shooting is you're better off with a ranged accurate weapon.
- The customization is mediocre, you have to grind (had to repeat one on rails section to grab enough cash to beat one of the bosses) and even so you don't feel strong, you have the best equipment and yet it feels the same... Oh, and the paiting thing? AAAAAHHHH! Garbage, it looks like when you're trying to pick a colour from paint and you have to do it 3 or 4 times (honestly i don't even remember) for each part of the Mech... Why complicate? Sigh...
- THe boss battles were challenging but some were unbalanced, there was one where i had to fight 2 Mechs and 1 of them was using a gattling gun... i was dead in 3 seconds, the battle barely started and i was dead and it was like that during the 4 or 5 loadings until i remade my Mech (with a shield so that i had enough time to dash away).
Why did i completed the game? Well, to be honest the Mech gameplay is actually fun (before the ending where the enemies are bullet sponges), even the on rail section was fun and it's a shame because i really wanted to like this game, like i said, there isn't many games of this genre and it's always fun (maybe because i grew up watching Transformers, Power Rangers, Voltron, Saber Rider, etc) to control Mech and wreck havok. Oh well, maybe LOst Planet 3 will be better, even if it's against monsters...
Post edited December 29, 2015 by Cyraxpt