This user does not like the term you used between "the" and "to". Furthermore, this person believes that people should have the freedom to choose which country they live in. Therefore, your guess is very wrong.

Next person's hair is long enough that sitting on it becomes a real concern.

No, i always keep my hair short, because men's hair get much weaker if you leave them elongated over long periods of time and this leads to natural hair loss.

Next person likes the idea/perspective that Czechs are most likely to join Russia, after leaving europe, trying to imitate Brexit; next person would also like their own country to do exactly what Czechs are about to do.

Do you have any proof of your claim about hair?

To me, the idea of any country joining homophobic Russia is rather terrifying.

Next user has dark colored skin.

No.

Next person likes how Russia fights against globalization, multiculturalism and (mis)guided systematic degradation/disintegration/devolution of all social, biological and natural standards.

This person sees how Russia is fighting against social, biological and natural standards when it comes to issues of sexual orientation and gender identity.

Next user is someone other than KiNgBrAdLeY7.

Correct. I am indeed not kInGbRaDlEy7.

The next person feels that they would do a good job at stand-up comedy.

No. I prefer making people angry instead of laughing. I prefer spewing ugly truths rather than beautiful jokes, even if i (try to) indulge in both, at times.

Next person has not got any sort of identity, orientation or anything else, confusion/crisis...

Correct.

Next person doesn't like it when people use cat or dog pictures as avatars.

You may believe this is true, but will you ever actually know for sure?

Next person is either self-employed, or runs their own business.

Was at a time and periodically i still am.

Next person hates how self-destructive stooges who value their own kin less than dung, act all out against countries that closed off their borders and even dare to lecture them.

Nope. I dont hate someone for their opinion.

Next person spends more time on MMOs and Multiplayer games than single player games.

Nope, I do not play any multiplayer games at all.

Next person has bought Undertale, but hasn't downloaded it yet.

No, it is on my wishlist but I have such a massive backlog of games to play that I will wait for a sale.

Next person is still with their childhood sweetheart.

Wish i were... She was the second out of the only two girls that ever felt for me or had a crush on me, ever... I "left" her, because she was growing up to be a bit ugly (back when i had been a teen, little did i know about the marvelous "transformations" of Beauty Industry and how more important beautiful soul is compared to beautiful body)...

Next person is also full of regrets, but of experience and wisdom, as well...