Nope. Living in Germany.

Next person can speak Klingon.

nope. but i lied about it on facebook.

Next up, let us welcome a grand wizard and high priest of unmatched purity!

Nope, but perhaps you might be able to find a witch and a priestess somewhere?

Next user has played Dragon Wars and managed to kill the Dragon Queen.

Correct, even though I haven't played them.

Next player has intentionally tricked a game into executing arbitrary code. (Cheat consoles and mods don't count.)

I wish, but I have not.

The next person has suffered a serious injury due to their own stupidity.

Nope, actually I've been very lucky so far and never suffered a serious injury in my life. At least, not that I remember ... Maybe I fell on my head at some point and my own stupidity is actually the result of a serious injury?

The next person is pretty bored right now.

Correct, I believe. (Actually right now trying to write Python code to extract the contents of .BRA files like those used in Elminage Gothic.)

Next user is currently learning Python.

Nope.
And since no one else ever answered this post,
I'll say: also nope. Though I'm doing my level best to remedy that. (The "fat" part, not the "bastard" part. ;D )

Next person has been guilty of passing judgement (negative OR positive) on things they know next to nothing about.

Correct; everyone with functioning sensory organs has passed judgement on things they know next to nothing about.

The next person knows the difference between 'its' and 'it's'.

Correct: its is a possesive, while it's = "it is". Replace all "it's" with "it is" and a correct sentence will remain correct.

The next person has previously posted in this topic.

That would be incorrect.

The next person enjoys ice cream cones.

No, I don't have any.

The next person has facial hair.

Correct, but only because I'm lazy >_>

The next person is a devout Buddhist.

Wrong. I'm an Atheist.

Next person speaks more than one language.