I'm a student. It's almost mandatory.

Next person prefers pesto sauce to marinara.

Wrong. Pesto is heavy and contains cheese. Marinara is light, plus very aromatic with herbs (especially if you throw basil and peppermint inside).

Next person is a Steam person.

Nope, i only have cheap games from Humble Bundle (DRM free :D) or free games from friends. My main collection is on GOG and Battle.net.

Next person still makes LAN parties, hot spot or split screen.

I do find it annoying.

However, I purposefully did not say what SMB stands for, mainly because it has one common use: Super Mario Bros. However, there is also Super Meat Boy and Super Monkey Ball, and was wondering if anyone would think of either. (I think I may have done that in the "corrupt a wish" topic as well.)

Next person's age (rounded down to an integer) is prime.

36 so nope. :)

Next person's year of birth divided by his day of month rounded down to an integer is an even number. :))

Yep.
Next person loves candies.

They're ok I guess. My age is prime, though! (at least for the next 2 months).

Uh...let's see. I bet next person expects the Spanish Inquisition.

Of course I do. And the sooner the better. We've got witch hunts going on every weekend. We need all the God fearing men we can find to smoke out the dens of ill repute that poison our great society.

The next person probably thinks the answer to life, the universe and everything really is 42.

Nope, 6 times 9 is not 42. (It's 54.)

The next person has completed Crimzon Clover without using any continues. (Time Attack and Training modes don't count, but any other mode that has you playing through all the stages does.)

(Note that I have not accomplished this: The furthest I got was Stage 3 on Novice Boost move.)

never played it.

next person played Fallen London and/or Sunless Sea.

Never heard of either game.

Next person enjoyed AGDQ 2016's TASBot block.

I have never heard of that.

Next person will tell me whats AGDQ 2016's TASBot.

Correct.

AGDQ stands for Awesome Games Done Quick, an annual event where speedrunners get together to raise money for charity (in this case the Prevent Cancer Foundation) by speedrunning games and streaming it over twitch.tv. (There's also a summer event called Summer Games Done Quick.)

TASBot is a device that can be connected to a video game console and can be used to play back tool-assisted speedruns (TASes) on actual hardware. TASBot has appeared at GDQ events since its first appearance at AGDQ 2014.

Here's a video of TASBot's first appearance:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uep1H_NvZS0

Next person watched the video I linked and enjoyed it.

I watched it, but truth be said, i wasn't particularly excited by anything presented there...

Next person got an STD some-point down their active life.