Oh, i wish i had :D. I have raided a ugly Honda bike, like the ones made for police. Was not mine.

Next persons wishes that he/she could wake up after 11:00am every day.

I wish I could wake up BEFORE then. I'm a horrible oversleeper and a complete night owl.

Next person got a weird Christmas gift.

I got nothing. Isn't that weird?

Next person still enjoys making snowmen, snow forts, and snowball fights.

I do, but we dont have snow that often around here. :/

Next person daydreams when he/ she is bored at work, school etc.

yes im very dreamy person with lack of concentration

next person experienced clinical death or was on the brink of death

I didnt experienced a clinical death but i almost die each day when i drive :D.

Next 3 persons have created at least 1 crack for a game so it wont require a CD.

Maybe, if I could keep the rainbow part but throw away the poop part.

Next person just finished a game but hasn't started another one yet.

Yep, finished The Witcher 3 and just started New Game Plus. waiting now for XCom 2 and Dragons Dogma.

Next person celebrates his/ her birthday in January.

i haven't celebrated anything in years excluding the death of iron-maggie and that triple-crossing traitor.

the next person is a penguin truck driver who votes amurikan republican.

Certainly not. I will never vote Republican unless the party changes its stance on certain issues (which would probably have to be on the magnitude of the Democratic/Republican switch; did you know that Democrats used to be conservative and Republicans liberal?)

Next person's library includes both Crimzon Clover and Elminage Gothic. (Note that those two games, while both challenging, are quite dissimilar.)

Nope, because they were not given for free :D.

Next person skips the cutscenes of most of the games because the gameplay is what counts the most.

Correct, I do skip cutscenes when the game actually lets me.

(By the way, both the games are gameplay focused, to the point where I don't really know their plot (and I don't think Crimzon Clover even *has* a plot).)

Next person likes nested parenthesis as much as I do, but gets annoyed when someone forgets to close parenthesis.

Right
(But I don't think it annoys me as much as it annoys you

The next person gets annoyed when they see someone using the words their/there/they're wrongly.

Depends. A typo or incorrectly phrased or spelled word doesn't bother me unless it becomes a habit that shows that the person spelling it obviously doesn't know the correct way. Some people are too quick to jump on the grammar nazi bandwagon while ignoring they're (ha, see what I did there?) own mistakes.

The next person likes to hit the WIN button a bit too often and has forgotten the joys of a proper challenge while playing games.