Nope, except maybe in some world-simulating RPG...

The next person is currently pretty tired...

I'm a little tired, even though I have to go out soon...

The next person has been in the back on an ambulance.

As an escorting passenger, yes, once.

Next person is lusty.

I am getting weight lately but i am not there yet.

Next person is trying to check gog in his/her short lunch time.

Yes, totally.

Next person hacks life like i do.

I sometimes use "life-hacks" but probably not like you :-)

The next person hopes the next sale here won't hold anything interesting, because s/he's out of money already.

True. Even though i found a way to move again my money abroad, even if it is technically both blocked and forbidden with normal Gameplay, err, lifeplay i meant, i cannot recharge it, because this is forbidden, too. So if i cannot recharge it, i cannot use that nice trick. I hope nothing i was needing goes in sales soon. And that got partly real; witcher is now on sales and i completed it, the moment i found that trick.

Next person sleeps at night cuddled with their cat, like me.

no. i sleep at night only to have a stray cat break in and get stuck.

next person is a card-carrying REAL AMERICAN!!!!!, carrying a shotgun, wearing a cowboy hat and jeans, and has shouted "MURIKA!" at least once.

LOL no, i have not done any of those before. But i might cos it sounds fun. :))

Next person is excited about CD Project Red's next game Cyberpunk 2077

Not true. System Shock 2 and Bioshock aside, sci fi means nothing to me, it doesn't even ring a bell, i don't know it! Let alone my pc sure as hell isn't going to be able to run it by then. IF i am still around, obviously.

Next person owns a gun.

No guns are generally frowned upon where I live.

The next person can touch their toes.

Easy. Part of gymnastics, muscle stretching.

Next person has an Android, Ios, Iphone/Ipad or smartphone.

Sort of true. I have an Android phone (with a physical keyboard but no service) and an Android tablet (which I don't use).

Next user identifies as a feminist or identifies as female, but not both.

False. I like feminists, but i don't identify as one. Each to their own, i guess!

Next person has tried raw (traditional) sushi or sashimi at least once!