Why yes, I never cry, good boys don't cry.

Next person has never been good at anything, and is basically a useless blubbering lump.

I don't know, but the very name of the game makes me want to stay away.

(Note that, in my quote of this post, I replaced the url being linked to with something harmless.)

Next person has played Cookie Clicker or a similar game.

Geez your guesses and wishes suck hard.

It's no wonder you're -97, no wonder at all.

Next person was, or is still being stalked by their ex, enemy, friend or even an complete stranger.

You forgot my guess:

Next person has played Cookie Clicker or a similar game.

I wish, I'd love to have my own female stalker.

Preferably two of them in a fishnet bodystocking and a cape.

Ultimately, I'd like them to fight each other in between stalkings.

Love chick fights, I could watch them for hours.

Actually I didn't, but since I already responded to a similar question, and I quote: "Next person currently has a game of Cookie Clicker or another idle clicker open" and I said that I didn't once tried those kind of games I figured it would be best not to reply at all.

Next person found out that his/her girlfriend/boyfriend stabbed his/her previous love and now that person doesn't know what to do.

If you are not going to answer a guess, you should not post another guess.

Don't worry about her, that's why she's -93.

Sadly, no, I'm not stabworthy.

Next person would stab for me.

My previous guess still hasn't been answered:

Next person has played Cookie Clicker or a similar game.

Because nobody cares about stupid Cookie Clicker.

Who the hell would play that crap anyway?

Nope sorry, i haven't played cookie clicker, i only eat cookies, yummm, lol!

Next person has found something interesting, but cannot create or utilize it, due to lack of resources!

Nope, I'm extremely resourceful.

Next person has resource guarding issues, and will bite, spit and scratch anyone who tries to take them.