Yes, I had an Angelina voodoo doll and I cut it's tits off, then it came true.

Next person has had impure thoughts at church.

Not only that, i also used to "play" with girls inside church before sometimes, especially those bimbo cuties dressed with those very short garments. Nothing like getting it physical with sexy little devils during mass...

Next person did something perverted in holy grounds, once (or more).

I have impure thoughts on NaN% of the times I go to church.

(In other words, I don't go to church at all; I'm an atheist.)

Next person actually did a google search for the phrase "Turing arrows" after reading my previous post and tried to understand the paper that appeared in the search results.

Nope, you just can't take nope for an answer.

You haven't been hanging around Mr e, have you?

Next person is in a friends-with-benefits relationship with Mr e.

I'd love to baptise you, Miss Dee♥.

I am an atheist and that's not going to change. Sorry.

(Not participating in the game with this post, so the last guess still applies.)

So am I, but it wasn't a religious baptising I had in mind, more like a spiritual cleansing ceremony with your local pastor, Uncle Kleetus.

Next person wants to have a ceremony with me.

Not really interested in ceremonies! Sorry Kleetus :)

Next person has been drinking Kleetuses moonshine.

I've never drank moonshine, but I've long been curious. I think the next person will be a rogue artificial intelligence named Shodanna Jenkins who will masquerade as a normal forum user in an attempt to infiltrate the community and earn our trust. Or just another gamer, who knows, right?

Correct. I are rogue AI.

Or am I?

Next person has no idea what the paper about Turing arrows is talking about.

Nope.

Next person looks for glory holes in public toilets.

No. When I'm in a public toilet, I just need to pee, wash up, and get out of there.

Next person is wearing something that is either flammable or inflammable, but not both.

Nope,as I'ma naked.


Next person loves Kleetus.

Yes, yes I do.

Next person would pay-per-view to watch Kleetus manipulate his genitals.

Nope.

Next player has not recently played any games with playable vampires.