No, I have no interest in such tasks.

Next person regularly pays for goods with weight units (such as pounds).

Nope, I use money as I no longer partake in bartering.

Next person has stolen stationery from their work.

You wouldn't say that if you saw them.

They're irresistible, I can't resist them so I don't think a mere female could.

I can also predict the weather with them, it's all in the scrotal-elasticity.

If they're saggy it's going to be hot, shriveled like a dried prune then it will be cold.

I'm actually gauging the weather right now.

Nope. We sell stationery. That'd get me fired real quick.

Next person prefers their eggs a certain way, but never makes them that way themselves, because reasons.

I prefer my eggs soft-boiled, because this is their healthiest preparation and they keep most of their nutrients, too. I almost always prepare all of my food exclusively with my own two hands!

Next person can't wait for summer to end already!

This is not really true because summer for me has not yet even begun. I plan to do a lot of big positive changes in my life, also I hope to enjoy vacation this summer.

Next person has problem with guessing person after :) Am I psychic or not :) ?

If i have to guess something random : Next person lives by some sea, lake, swamp, creek or river, possibly on boat.

In estate. By the see and next to a swamp. Strangely, though, just outside a big city.

Next person has come into contact and even petted, or cared for, wild animals.

Don't know. Am I KiNgBrAdLeY7?

Next person has at least once been attacked by a non-human non-insect animal.

Yes I was attacked by dog or cat few times. Last time by veterinarian's dog while I was filming my culinary/documentary show. :D Luckily it was without some big consequences.

Next person likes to eat while working/playing on computer

Nope, I only drink beverages.

Next person has lied to someone when apologising and didn't really mean it.

Yes and i lied to protect her, even when i had been apologizing to her... You are the psy, after all; not cezar!

Next person is or was a man and wears women's underwear!

Yes, the lace underwear tickles my body hair.

Next person likes the smell of their own farts, and sometimes eats beans and cabbage to concoct concoctions.

Completely incorrect. I actually don't eat beans or cabbage.

Next person knows what "Turing arrows" are. (If you don't, try doing a Google search and see what comes up.)

Nope, and nope.

Next person took an arrow to the knee.

Course not. I don't practice archery.

Next person hates Angelina Jolie.