Nope. I don't think I fit any of those classifications, anyway.

Next person is a Jewish Muslim.

i've been called a jew if that counts.

next person ate a halal pulled pork sandwich.

Nope, not into pork, and not into sandwiches either. Therefore, don't expect me to eat one.

Next person is black and has white skin.

I am an ethereal form of galactic energy that formed from the dust of an exploded star, therefore do not actually have skin.

The next person is slightly inebriated and is in their bedroom 'doing the Mario.'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65uNCLBTje0

CORRECT!

[i]edit - I kind of cack-apprehended what you meant by 'doing the Mario' and that was last night 8P
Also, just watched the youtube link & that does come close to the dad-dancing that I'm doing now, but in the living room around the G-Plan furniture[/i]

Next up, a (frankly very distant) relative of Jeremy Corbyn.

Nope.

Next person found the game Unepic on PC, more difficult than Super Metroid for Snes, or Castlevania Symphony of the Night, for Playstation.

To be honest, I don't know. I did, however, find it interesting that the whole "linear fighters, quadratic wizards" trope applies to the game. (The endgame is actually quite manageable if you are playing a pure mage, even on Hard++, which I consider to make the game difficult in a manner that isn't fun.)

Next person has played at least 4 different games in the Wizardry series.

Edit: It's worth noting that I played Unepic on lower difficulties before trying Hard++.

Nope,not my style of game.


Next person can't tell me the great cheat in Might and Magic 6.

No, this person would rather listen to Jewish music, or better yet, Klezmer, if she were to listen to religious music.

Next person wishes Wizardry Summoner had seen an English release.

Yeah, but I'll settle for a British one.

The next person has an itch that must be scratched.

Yes. Damn those mosquitoes! I can't scratch it either, or else it is going to become an ugly mess! Damn!

Next person can't take seriously all hilarious "news" about Kim Yong Un thrown constantly in western media.

i'm a very serious man, and little kim looks hot riding a dolphin!

next person watches GoTs unironically.

Well, i have watched the world that you have wrote, "GoTs" but i was a bit ironical so you are wrong :D.

Next person thinks that Batman will beat Superman!!@#@!#!@#515

No, I think Wonder Woman will beat them both.

Next person just ran out of (hair) conditioner.