I only watched it once at a friend, so I don't know if it had those scenes included or not.

Next person watched a bad movie and stayed with it until the end.

Absolutely! "They Live!"... "I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and i am freshly out of bubblegum"!!!

Next person likes streets of rage, too!

It's a game, right?

Next person will ignore this comment.

What comment? :P

Next person is binge watching the first season of Daredevil in anticipation of the new season.

Nope, I don't watch TV at all.

Next person has not, prior to reading the post, seen or heard the name Lilly Wachowski.

Unfortunately for me, that's not true. But to each his/her own.
The next person will like marshmallows.

Nope, never liked them.

The next person, if living in Nazi Germany (or Nazi controlled territories), would likely have been sent to a concentration camp.

Yikes, going from marshmallows to concentration camps...

But, yes, I suppose I would have :|

The next person has/will pre-order the Day of the Tentacle remaster.

Nope, but i have preordered Witcher 3 before AND season pass. Only game i have ever preordered ever as a gamer and i don't plan changing that, either.

Next person behaves like Abe from Oddword in real life (farting, laghing, saying hello, even... chanting!).

Indeed. Also included would be nose picking, butt scratching, and booger flicking. Though to be fair, I did compromise with the squares and gave up on the bad habit of booger eating. And I haven't lit a fart on fire since at least the age of 32.

The next person is highly addicted to sugary sweet food products that are packaged in attractive and environmentally safe plastic wrappers.

Wrong. I eat very few kinds of deserts/candies and I seldom eat them.

Next person is attending a friend's wedding in the next 2 months (march and April).

What war?

Next person is not expecting there to be a war in the next few years, or at least not one that will have a significant effect on the average person.

True. I am not expecting it in the next few years. But even closer... Almost delivered, in fact.

Next person is both willing and able to kill another person during war.

I believe the answer would be no to both, actually.

Next person has played 1st Edition AD&D. (CRPGs based on the ruleset don't count.)