Jake does the cutest reverse butt wiggle ever.

He doesn't do it often and I don't know what sets him off, but he'll fold his body in a U shape, wags his tail like a helicopter rotor and tip toes around me while snorting.

Then he reverses and goes the other way, so adorable.

He also loves playing Find the Kleetus, where I make him sit and then I hide and he has to find me.

Taco would play fetch with her little toys. She also loved the water, which was cute until you were trying to do something like shower or brush your teeth and she'd be trying to hop in it. Her coat was thick and water repellent enough that the water rarely got to her skin, but ever so often it would and then she would freak the crap out.

edit: lol taco was a cat. derp.

Hiya Crewie,missed ya and I'm not a puddy person.

well you said pet, so nyah!

missed you as well, though it was a nice break from the stupid here. checking the forums out b/c i heard there are rulez.

Yep,new or updated rules.Be wery,wery careful:)

yeah, from what i understand we can no longer derail (which i am doing... sorry) and no swearing? blarg.

My cat is the king of bad timing, he *always* likes to hop on my lap before I need to get up to do something such as going to work. When I make my bed he likes to help me out by hopping on it when I have the sheets off. When I take him off the bed he will immediately try to hop back on the bed.

That should be a decision for the OP to worry about (derailing).

agreed. i enjoy watching my threads spin out of control.

You have specific rags for your doors?

Could be rugs.Or we say Welcome mats.

Rag rug?

No,rugrats.

When I was really young, my mothers family that lived only a few houses away had a small Terrier (Silky terrier I think it was), one of the dogs that are excellent snake dogs, as they hunt the local Tiger snakes and Brown snakes and are too fast themselves to get bitten. In rural areas around Poultry, those snakes can breed to plague proportions and are quite deadly.

So this particular dog would hunt them and kill them, and everyone would praise him and make a fuss. So he redoubled his efforts. The problem was, he didn't always kill the snakes properly and would sometimes drag a still live and very angry Tiger Snake inside the house and drop it in middle of the lounge room, and then wonder why everyone was yelling and jumping on top of furniture.

Then there was Harry the Sulphur Crested Cockatoo, who's aviary was right next to the outside toilet, where he picked up quite a colorful vocabulary. Generally he would introduce himself with "what ya doing, having a shit?".
Harry would also regularly chew his way through the bird wire and go on holidays for a week or so before coming back and putting himself back in the aviary, but not before chewing off all the rubber from the neighbors car windshield wipers and even talking chunks out of the tires.
He also loved to perfectly imitate a Greyhound barking and thought it was really funny to stir up every dog in the neighborhood all at once.

Not my pet, but a work colleague, who's Parrot could perfectly imitate the smoke alarm in their house. Which was hilarious (to me, not so much them).

I can also remember a few Greyhound vs Cat stories that I think are hilarious...but some people actually like Cats, so I'll refrain.