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Posted March 24, 2018
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Tauto: Just picked up a fresh apple off the toilet floor and wondering whether to eat it or not?
Why not? Can't you wash it?

Pro-tip: you can wash an apple (with the peel still on) with dish soap, if you intend to eat it with peel because the peel has more vitamins and shit. Or, you can of course peel it too, but nowadays I always eat my apples with a peel.

And before someone comes here "Ewww, but then I am eating dish soap, am I not?"... no, not anymore than washing your plate or mug with dish soap makes you eat it when you use those dishes. Rinsing with water gets the dish soap off the apple peel just as well as from your dishes.

Dish soap kills any bacteria that the peel had because bacteria's shell is oil-based, and soap destroys the bacteria by dissolving their shells.
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Tauto: Very,very dirty bathroom.And can't use the water as it's contaminated.
Boil it first. But you are out of electricity and gas and wood (for burning), right? And there is an aggressive dragon just outside the building, waiting to eat you alive?
Post edited March 24, 2018 by timppu
Posted March 24, 2018
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Tauto: Just picked up a fresh apple off the toilet floor and wondering whether to eat it or not?
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timppu: Why not? Can't you wash it?

Pro-tip: you can wash an apple (with the peel still on) with dish soap, if you intend to eat it with peel because the peel has more vitamins and shit. Or, you can of course peel it too, but nowadays I always eat my apples with a peel.

And before someone comes here "Ewww, but then I am eating dish soap, am I not?"... no, not anymore than washing your plate or mug with dish soap makes you eat it when you use those dishes. Rinsing with water gets the dish soap off the apple peel just as well as from your dishes.

Dish soap kills any bacteria that the peel had because bacteria's shell is oil-based, and soap destroys the bacteria by dissolving their shells.
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Tauto: Very,very dirty bathroom.And can't use the water as it's contaminated.
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timppu: Boil it first. But you are out of electricity and gas and wood (for burning), right? And there is an aggressive dragon just outside the building, waiting to eat you alive?
Electricity,gas and wood is okay but makes it soggier than it is now.I forgot to mention it was in the troth with the soaked butts.
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Tauto: I certainly wouldn't drink it or even wash in it as it has a slight tinge to it (green).
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fortune_p_dawg: i would use my breath and my extremely clean shirt to wipe it down before ravenously ingesting the fruit in question.

actually this whole thing depends on if we have a jar of peanut butter? is there peanut butter, and maybe a spoon...?
Nope,no peanut butter in sight.
Post edited March 24, 2018 by Tauto
Posted March 24, 2018
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drmike: Fine, I;ll ask.

Are you allowed sharp knives?
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Tauto: One of my specialties.
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nightcraw1er.488: Why are there apples in the bathroom? I would suggest sorting out the fruit storage before advancing to cutlery.
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Tauto: Not my bathroom,a public bathroom without the bath.
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fortune_p_dawg: i probably would. really, though it depends on the floor. plus i like to give my fruit a good rinse before eat anyway.
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Tauto: Very,very dirty bathroom.And can't use the water as it's contaminated.
You must Live near me the water out of the tap is GREEN and the water tastes like the inside of a used ashtray!
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morolf: A public bathroom? So it's soaked in other people's piss?
Walk into a bottle shop (Liquor store) and say to the cashier "There is an empty bottle with p!ss in it" and watch the reaction!
Post edited March 24, 2018 by fr33kSh0w2012
Posted March 24, 2018
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Tauto: One of my specialties.

Not my bathroom,a public bathroom without the bath.

Very,very dirty bathroom.And can't use the water as it's contaminated.
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fr33kSh0w2012: You must Live near me the water out of the tap is GREEN and the water tastes like the inside of a used ashtray!
You drink out of ashtrays,that's okay if it's clean butt if loaded with them then don't.
Posted March 24, 2018
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fr33kSh0w2012: You must Live near me the water out of the tap is GREEN and the water tastes like the inside of a used ashtray!
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Tauto: You drink out of ashtrays,that's okay if it's clean butt if loaded with them then don't.
No, The water Out of the TAP tastes like it, I don't drink out of ashtrays!
Posted March 24, 2018
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Tauto: You drink out of ashtrays,that's okay if it's clean butt if loaded with them then don't.
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fr33kSh0w2012: No, The water Out of the TAP tastes like it, I don't drink out of ashtrays!
I didn't think you did and fish umm...........well you know in the water.
Posted March 24, 2018
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morolf: A public bathroom? So it's soaked in other people's p#ss?
Ummm,yes.But does it matter?
Post edited March 24, 2018 by Tauto
Posted March 24, 2018
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morolf: A public bathroom? So it's soaked in other people's p#ss?
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Tauto: Ummm,yes.But does it matter?
Depends on what they drank.
Posted March 24, 2018
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timppu: Why not? Can't you wash it?

Pro-tip: you can wash an apple (with the peel still on) with dish soap, if you intend to eat it with peel because the peel has more vitamins and shit. Or, you can of course peel it too, but nowadays I always eat my apples with a peel.

And before someone comes here "Ewww, but then I am eating dish soap, am I not?"... no, not anymore than washing your plate or mug with dish soap makes you eat it when you use those dishes. Rinsing with water gets the dish soap off the apple peel just as well as from your dishes.

Dish soap kills any bacteria that the peel had because bacteria's shell is oil-based, and soap destroys the bacteria by dissolving their shells.

Boil it first. But you are out of electricity and gas and wood (for burning), right? And there is an aggressive dragon just outside the building, waiting to eat you alive?
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Tauto: Electricity,gas and wood is okay but makes it soggier than it is now.I forgot to mention it was in the troth with the soaked butts.
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fortune_p_dawg: i would use my breath and my extremely clean shirt to wipe it down before ravenously ingesting the fruit in question.

actually this whole thing depends on if we have a jar of peanut butter? is there peanut butter, and maybe a spoon...?
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Tauto: Nope,no peanut butter in sight.
fuk
Posted March 24, 2018
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morolf: A public bathroom? So it's soaked in other people's piss?
Wow, people piss on your floor too? I thought it was just here.
Posted March 24, 2018
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morolf: A public bathroom? So it's soaked in other people's piss?
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drmike: Wow, people piss on your floor too? I thought it was just here.
I think that's a human universal, at least with men's lavatories (don't know about women's, but supposedly they're often dirty as well).
Posted March 24, 2018
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Posted March 24, 2018
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timppu: because the peel has more vitamins and shit.
More shit in this case no doubt.
Posted March 24, 2018
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Tauto: Ummm,yes.But does it matter?
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Strijkbout: Depends on what they drank.
A lot of nukacola.
Posted March 25, 2018
Quality thread here.

10/10 will read again.
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