I guarantee the game will move along if you consolidate your own votes instead of focusing on my lone pacifism :b

Why should we No Lynch? What value do we derive from No Lynching right now?

Weren't you just recently complaining about the lack of melons?

That means simply rolling the dice yields a 23% chance of lynching scum, which is an infinitely greater chance of lynching scum than if we No Lynch. And we typically don't just Random.org to decide who to lynch, so we might have a better than 23% chance of lynching scum.

Playing Mafia is sort of like playing Starcraft. Your team is going to lose some dudes, so it is best to accept that sacrifices must be made and push for the win. Also, scouting the opposition is good. Those are probably the only two similarities between Mafia and Starcraft.

Daughter, actually. Father and his daughter.

I was. And then HypersomniacLive provided me with four.

O___P * plot thickens *

And then I killed him. Again.

He was a zombie. Yes.

You are giving off a Hot Fuzz vibe with this....

I require more minerals.

This is getting interesting!.. So, your father is a zombie, killed and revived multiple times. You are his bloodthirsty daughter and you have just as charming sister. What is she like? I want to meet her. Can I meet her? Tell her I said "Hello!"

Speaking of father, he was cursed by them witches, was he not? But why stab him repeatedly? Why not burn him and plant a tree on his ashes?

Was. Was a zombie. Apparently he got better, even though I removed his head after he became a zombie. I'm not bloodthirsty, merely very, very practical. My sister did manage to get married, so I suppose she is at least a little charming, even if she is something of a lush. You've already met her, so I'm not sure why you don't already know this.

As far as I'm aware, daddy dearest wasn't cursed by witches. And I most definitely didn't stab him repeatedly. I think I may have advocated for a good burning, to make sure the zombie was dealt with, but I don't recall anymore. It has been some time since I beheaded him.

Story of a lifetime. Lets leave it for some happier times, to be spoken of with a company of good rum and less Evil lurking at every corner.

Father, you should be proud though!

...your father isn't here, nephew of mine.

Nepotism = scum tell

I wanted to add "(not mine, yours)" or paraphrase the whole sentence into "Your father should be proud though!", but that would have taken some effort.

So, every family is Mafia on it's own? Can't disagree here...