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CSPVG: Your past, however, is questionable. How did your dearly departed wife leave this world? Did you, perhaps, give her a slight heart problem, too?
Ixamyakxim challenged her to a cage-match; the better woman won.

Who wants ice-cream? What flavor? I think I am going to get some vani ... fudge ripple.
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Krypsyn: Ixamyakxim challenged her to a cage-match; the better woman won.

Who wants ice-cream? What flavor? I think I am going to get some vani ... fudge ripple.
I see. How many bouts did this match go and did it follow the proper rules?

As for ice cream: one could go for rum raisin.
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CSPVG: I see. How many bouts did this match go and did it follow the proper rules?
I dunno. It was in an alley between two warehouses at the docks. I think it was "Pirate's Rules" whatever that is.

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CSPVG: As for ice cream: one could go for rum raisin.
Lush.
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trentonlf: Egads I'm married to Bookwyrm!
Well, I'm married to RWarehall and I just couldn't be more pleased.
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flubbucket: Well, I'm married to RWarehall and I just couldn't be more pleased.
You guys are awesome.
I'm keeping things together for the chimp's sake.
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flubbucket: I'm keeping things together for the chimp's sake.
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C'mon 50-post-page bug.
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Ixamyakxim: Well I never! I'll be DAMNED if one of Michael's snotnosed little brats sees a dime of this money!

Vote Dessimu

Elizabeth, come here darling. Mommy won't let anyone hurt you.
Wow, Mom, you rock! I never knew you bested the former Mrs. Michael Adderly. My mom CAN beat up your mom.

BTW, call me Beth. Elizabeth and Lizzie are SO 19th century,
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cristigale: My mom CAN beat up your mom.
The things Ixamyakxim can do with a cutlass...
-Was looking forward to seeing "I am to kill people" in the rules. I am sad now.

-I'm getting strong impressions of The Westing Game, crossed with some Agatha Cristie.

-Never expected I'd be drawing up a family tree diagram, to help keep some things straight.

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JMich: In the morning, the old man is nowhere to be found. You would have expected him to greet you all with his malicious grin, but when you do find him, he has a very different grin on his face. Someone appears to have stabbed him in the heart sometime during the night.
Daddy could be such an ass sometimes. Lets take his head just to make sure he isn't trying to pull something on us.
Vote Drealmer.

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trentonlf: Egads I'm married to Bookwyrm!
Considering sign ups and role dispersal last game, this seems oddly appropriate.

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trentonlf: You've been hanging out with your aunt Eunice too much, you sound just like her.
I. Thought. We. Talked. About. This. Honey.

I have only been looking out for our family. There are simply too many gold digging hussies out there.

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yogsloth: I can't believe I'm related to any of you.
The feeling, my dear niece, is entirely mutual. I do love my brother, but I have certain doubts about his life choices.

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Krypsyn: Vote: JMich

Yogsloth has always been my favorite child.

The rest of you... meh.
And I rest my case. Can't even be bothered to remember the names of his family. Or did you also visit a bed away from home, youngest brother of mine?
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Bookwyrm627: I. Thought. We. Talked. About. This. Honey.
Yes Dearest, I'm sorry *hangs head and shuffles away*
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Bookwyrm627: Can't even be bothered to remember the names of his family.
It isn't my fault you are too drunk to remember everyone's nicknames. There is more gin available, just go drink yourself into another coma ... err ... nap.
Anyone remember our last Christmas together?

(Dropkick Murphys - The Season's Upon Us)

((I think I posted this a while back, as well, but it is a good video, imho.))
Ok, I think I got this...

It was Col. Mustard in the Conservatory with a Knife...

Do I Win?