Posted March 03, 2017
Welcome Forum Mafia #46: Henchmen Hijinks!
After years of being misunderstood and pigeon-holed, the henchman (or woman or other) of many an evil mastermind said “Enough is enough”. We are tired of being judged based on our size, race, hairstyle and dentures. We are complex beings. Most people never see the real us; they see only a caricature performing the bidding of a megalomaniac bent on world domination. We demand respect, we demand equality, we demand to be recognized for more than our outer shell. We are breaking free from the heavy yoke of our employers. We are creating an organization to support stereotyped henchpeople everywhere, to renounce our affiliation with evil and to reintegrate into society. We hereby pledge allegiance to SHUFUR: Stereotyped Henchpeople Unite For Universal Reintegration (shoo-foo-er). The founding members include:
Odd Job
Mr. Wint
Mr. Kidd
Tee Hee Johnson
Baron Samedi
Jaws
Nick Nack
Gobinda
May Day
When SPECTRE learned of the rebellion, they assigned two double agents to infiltrate the group and destroy it. Two of the founding members of SHUFUR are traitors – content to remain ever faithful to their employer.
MI6 also learned of this development. They have assigned James Bond to help you dispose of the riff raff. Reintegration requires leaving your murderous way behind. Identify a traitor and Mr. Bond will ensure they never darken the doors of SHUFUR again. MI6 insists you must weed out the vermin yourselves - 007 is only licensed to kill, not to facilitate group therapy. As a group, you decide on a traitor. Mr. Bond will take care of the rest.
Please note: The flavor is simply that, flavor. The henchman role you receive has no bearing on your alignment. And Mr. Bond is purely a plot device.
After years of being misunderstood and pigeon-holed, the henchman (or woman or other) of many an evil mastermind said “Enough is enough”. We are tired of being judged based on our size, race, hairstyle and dentures. We are complex beings. Most people never see the real us; they see only a caricature performing the bidding of a megalomaniac bent on world domination. We demand respect, we demand equality, we demand to be recognized for more than our outer shell. We are breaking free from the heavy yoke of our employers. We are creating an organization to support stereotyped henchpeople everywhere, to renounce our affiliation with evil and to reintegrate into society. We hereby pledge allegiance to SHUFUR: Stereotyped Henchpeople Unite For Universal Reintegration (shoo-foo-er). The founding members include:
Odd Job
Mr. Wint
Mr. Kidd
Tee Hee Johnson
Baron Samedi
Jaws
Nick Nack
Gobinda
May Day
When SPECTRE learned of the rebellion, they assigned two double agents to infiltrate the group and destroy it. Two of the founding members of SHUFUR are traitors – content to remain ever faithful to their employer.
MI6 also learned of this development. They have assigned James Bond to help you dispose of the riff raff. Reintegration requires leaving your murderous way behind. Identify a traitor and Mr. Bond will ensure they never darken the doors of SHUFUR again. MI6 insists you must weed out the vermin yourselves - 007 is only licensed to kill, not to facilitate group therapy. As a group, you decide on a traitor. Mr. Bond will take care of the rest.
Please note: The flavor is simply that, flavor. The henchman role you receive has no bearing on your alignment. And Mr. Bond is purely a plot device.
Post edited March 04, 2017 by cristigale