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Posted April 06, 2016
*reads the last two pages*

On second thoughts... I'm really glad I didn't sign up to this.. the puns and innuendos are clearly going to be dreadful.

Good luck moderating this one flub, I think you'll need it...
Posted April 06, 2016
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adaliabooks: *reads the last two pages*

On second thoughts... I'm really glad I didn't sign up to this.. the puns and innuendos are clearly going to be dreadful.

Good luck moderating this one flub, I think you'll need it...
I view it as a sort of penance.
Posted April 06, 2016
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a male stripper. He was lying on his muscled, as it were glitter-covered, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his rock-like spray tanned belly divided into stiff squarish segments on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely. His legs, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk, lay there before his eyes.

What happened to me? he thought. It was no dream. He had missed a lot of leg days."

- Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis.
Post edited April 06, 2016 by CSPVG
Posted April 06, 2016
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CSPVG: What happened to me? he though. It was no dream. He had missed a lot of leg days."
Lulz. ;)
Posted April 06, 2016
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CSPVG: "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a male stripper. He was lying on his muscled, as it were glitter-covered, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his rock-like spray tanned belly divided into stiff squarish segments on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely. His legs, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk, lay there before his eyes.

What happened to me? he though. It was no dream. He had missed a lot of leg days."

- Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis.
I forget just how relevant the classics can be....
Posted April 06, 2016
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adaliabooks: *reads the last two pages*

On second thoughts... I'm really glad I didn't sign up to this.. the puns and innuendos are clearly going to be dreadful.

Good luck moderating this one flub, I think you'll need it...
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flubbucket: I view it as a sort of penance.
I'm certainly looking forward to giving him a hard time. Loads of it.

ohmy! my e-peen is HUGE!

I must be engorged from the excitement of playing with all you fine people.
Post edited April 06, 2016 by drealmer7
Posted April 06, 2016
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adaliabooks: *reads the last two pages*

On second thoughts... I'm really glad I didn't sign up to this.. the puns and innuendos are clearly going to be dreadful.

Good luck moderating this one flub, I think you'll need it...
I'm pondering if I should take notes, it's been quite... educational so far.
Posted April 06, 2016
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adaliabooks: *reads the last two pages*

On second thoughts... I'm really glad I didn't sign up to this.. the puns and innuendos are clearly going to be dreadful.

Good luck moderating this one flub, I think you'll need it...
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HypersomniacLive: I'm pondering if I should take notes, it's been quite... educational so far.
As long as the notes last longer than 2 minutes
Posted April 06, 2016
HijacK and cristi. Fo sho.
Posted April 06, 2016
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HypersomniacLive: I'm pondering if I should take notes, it's been quite... educational so far.
Are you actually learning meaningful lessons, or just eyeing a few tips?
Posted April 06, 2016
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CSPVG: "As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a male stripper. He was lying on his muscled, as it were glitter-covered, back and when he lifted his head a little he could see his rock-like spray tanned belly divided into stiff squarish segments on top of which the bed quilt could hardly keep in position and was about to slide off completely. His legs, which were pitifully thin compared to the rest of his bulk, lay there before his eyes.

What happened to me? he thought. It was no dream. He had missed a lot of leg days."

- Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis.
Where's my "like" button?
Posted April 06, 2016
No kidding. This is brilliant!!
Posted April 06, 2016
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trentonlf: As long as the notes last longer than 2 minutes
2 minutes is quite the accomplishment for some, and an eternity for others.



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bler144: Are you actually learning meaningful lessons, or just eyeing a few tips?
Not sure if this a serious question, but lets say that I never imagined that a forum mafia game could prove an opportunity to enrich a certain subset of a non-native English speaker's vocabulary.
Posted April 06, 2016
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HypersomniacLive: I'm pondering if I should take notes, it's been quite... educational so far.
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bler144: Are you actually learning meaningful lessons, or just eyeing a few tips?
this....just....I'm getting the hose
Posted April 06, 2016
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HypersomniacLive: Not sure if this a serious question, but lets say that I never imagined that a forum mafia game could prove an opportunity to enrich a certain subset of a non-native English speaker's vocabulary.
In that vein, it was an innuendo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6ea2VH-aLc
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