I need five more players to send me choices and we can put the butter on this biscuit.

An O face might get hijack excited according to his name...

The RP in this game is going to hurt my brain, isn't it? I should probably run out and restock my booze while I still have time...

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I'm gonna ram my greasy love sausage into fat middle-aged women's faces for cash!

Wait, did I do it right?

No... not enough thinly veiled innuendo. Try again.

Absolutely perfect.

I really hate admitting how much I laughed at this.

Rumplemintz and gold Schlagger mixed together should do the trick ;-)

Nah... how about:

"I am going to run her flag up my pole!"

"Explore her Marianas Trench with my trouser eel."

Maybe those are going beyond just stripping, but, well... whatever...

As long as you're not violating her Prime Directive I see no harm done.

We could start working on a menu for the bar.

One would presume they serve both Caesar salad and tossed salad. Guests may have their salad either lightly-tossed or well-tossed, and may choose from a variety of meats, including lengua.

For entrees I might recommend the glazed pork, but there's also linguini with alfredo sauce and sausage.

For desserts one may select vanilla pudding topped with drizzled berries, or organic strawberries with creme fraiche.

Now you're just being foul.

Here is my starting menu

Main course could be Cthulhu, but I think it's octopuss this time

So, she'll get a kiss first and a fist afterwards?