One person, then.

the perfect way to be in a male strip club!

*warms up the RP gears**hopes he gets a lover role**licks lips*

I'm sure deep down you already know the answer to that :P

Oh wait! HijacK's back... Yeah, nevermind :D

I'm sure I don't know what is deep down inside! Perhaps you'd like to check for yourself and let me know?!

Let me at least buy you a dinner first!

Would you like a bottle of red dry Gran Sangre de Toro Reserva wine or some butter perhaps?

nah, it's okay, I'd prefer to get filled up another way

oooo I'm slick! and sessy!

this game should be fun!

a cop will be doing probing at night, possibly while someone watches!
you think I wear these pants because of the size of my junk, and you're right...

it's HAMMER TIME!!

but you CAN touch this

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LAST CALL FOR PLAYERS.

i'LL BE ROLLIN' AND POSTIN' IN A FEW HOURS

I'm sure dedoporno offered just simple, innocent dinner. Not sure how you'd want to be stuffed though.

BUT! Whatever you do... Don't eat the ham.


(not sure who Mr. David is, but he sure knows how to grill his meat)

NSFL, brb I've got to burn my eyes. :P

I know, right? o__O Crazy! Crazy people!

Try bleach

Haha, thanks for the helpful advice!

As to your question about who that David is he's David Cameron d̶i̶r̶e̶c̶t̶o̶r̶ ̶o̶f̶ ̶m̶o̶v̶i̶e̶s̶ ̶T̶i̶t̶a̶n̶i̶c̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶A̶v̶a̶t̶a̶r̶ prime minster of UK.

Like a turkey! Or any kind of bird, really.

Geeiaa!... Those are some ugly birds